Comments on Profile Post by Argthrond

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HELLO THERE

THERE. I AM NOW AN ENORMOUS TOOL.

A TOOL?
WOW

YEAH. LIKE A HAMMER OR SOME SHIT.

BE A SLEDGEHAMMER

THAT'S WHAT I CALL MY DICK

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
wait... what the fuck

YEAH WE BOTH CALL IT THAT.

I'M SCARED
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

JUST GIVE IN TO IT. YOU CAN'T IGNORE MY GIRTH.

NO
I'LL NEVER GIVE IN
(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. JUST TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

YOU STOP RESISTING M8
ALL YOUR BASE BELONGS TO US

TOO LATE. I SOLD MY BASE FOR DRUGS.

WHAT DRUGS? DRUGS DRUGS OR DRUGS?

YES

DID YOU JUST SAID YES TO DRUGS DRUGS, OR MAYBE DRUGS?
OR MAYBE YOU SAID YES TO THE QUESTION I ASKED, THAT DRUGS DRUGS OR DRUGS. NEVERTHELESS, DRUGS

JUST CALL ME GANDALF BECAUSE I'M RIDING THE WHITE PONY

PONY? WHAT THE HELL MAN
WHY AREN'T YOU RIDING A HORSE

BECAUSE I'M HIGH AS FUCK

WHAT DID YOU SMOKE? LETTUCE?!

I DON'T SMOKE THAT. I'M MORE OF A CABBAGE PATCH KID

CABBAGE SUCKS ASS DUDE
SMOK BROCCOLI ERRYDAY