Comments on Profile Post by Angry Muffin

Sure thing officer *shows false id card and tree flying card*

Hmm. Mhmhm. These cards don't have the official tree flying legion's official seal. I'm going to have to confiscate your Id and card, Sir.

*Gives id card with a million dollars in it, says:Hmm officer would you like to...reconsider?

Takes the card and counts the money*
Pockets the money*
Sir, you cannot bribe a legal officer, but I will also have to confiscate your funds for further investigations.

*takes out cookies* *gives cookies*

And how about those,maybe they will make you.......reconsider*evil laugh*

Takes the delicious cookie*
Gives one of the cookies to his partner*
Partner: Hey cheif these are pret... aghdof....edfgyiewfgiuwegyrfgIUGYAYGYDDGIUTDGUIYF.
Watches partner die*
Nice try, your coming with me.
PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK.

ok just give me 5 minutes
*turns on his tree and flies away*

SIR, YOU HAVE FORCED ME TO TAKE DRASTIC MEASURES!!
Proceeds to cut down all the trees*

*darth vader voice*
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*Goes away to an another planet that's made of trees* *laughs:huehuehuehue*

Buys a supersonic space chainsaw*
War begins now.
Cuts down all the trees in the universe*

*saves some trees* *makes a super secret forest*

The intergalactic police department writes a deceleration of war to the Tree Rebellion*
Rallies troops for the war*
Hires soldiers*
Hires star ship captains*

Hires intergalactic lumberjacks*

*Get's a whole army of tree loving ppl*

*Gets war supplies*

*hires assassins*

IT'S TIME FOR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!

deploys the intergalactic lumberjacks who begin plowing through the tree people and the tree*
LLLEEEEERRROOOOOYYYYYYYYY JEEEENNNKKKKIIIIINNNNNNSSSS

*Sends out assassins to kill the lumberjacks*

Bribes the assassins to become lumberjacks*

*detonates all the assassins and kills the lumberjacks*

Curses!
Hires some Floran mercenaries*
The IRD engineers start building a mechanical Lumberjack*
Mercenaries begin bombing the TR Headquarters*

((Real talk is in double parentheses btw, and here's the tree riot rebellion's logo: http://i.imgur.com/wiZUC.png))

Haha nice logo *offers peace*

I will not stop until the Riot Rebellion comes to Justice!
Drafts troops*

*Becomes angry**eats pie*

takes half of the pie* eats the pie*
QUICK MEN STEAL HIS DELICIOUS PIES.

*Uses mage powers to duplicate pies* Unlimited pies biatchhhh huehuehuehue

Mygawd.
Cuts down all the trees while the riot rebellion is fat with pie*

*checks pockets* *finds a mini tree* *makes it large with mage powa's* *duplicates infinite trees* ((Well we've succeeded in flooding this comment xD))

((I know XD))
Summons the power of fire*
Infinitely burns the trees*
Boards the starship himself*
Time I make the personal.
Unsheathes galactic Excalibur*

Bring it on *Summons the dragons,the mages,the dragonborn,Darth Vader,Gandalf,harry potter,ash ketchum,Master chief,naruto,Iron man,Hulk,Link,Dante,Ryu hybusa,Ezio Auditore da firenze,Altai,Connor,the prince of persia,Hitman,Kane,Arthus,Duke Nukem,solid snake,Illidian Stormage,The dark knight,Kratos,Lara Croft and Gordon Freeman)*Wields the frostmourne*

((I doubt you read all of that XD))

Puts on glasses, and summons a conscious giant Blendtec Blender* ((http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAl28d6tbko))

*Travels to future and gets iphone 100 giant version*
*Travels back to the present* *Gives Ipad to angry muffin* ,will it blend?...that is the question

Turns into Tom Dickson*
Blends the iphone 100*
iSmoke don't breath this, and YES IT BLENDS*
Builds a Blendtec co. building on the rebellion planet*
Starts selling blenders*

*Buys one blender* *tries to blend a lego* *blender explodes* sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet *sues blendtec *

replaces the blender with a new one*
voids law case*
blends the documents and contracts I violated*

*Gets angry* *eats pie again*

blends the pie*
connects the Blendtec ltd. inc. co unto the intergalactic teleporter system*

Nooooooooooooo my pieee you shall pay for this
(throws a rock at the blender)

blender blends rock*
War begins waging between Blendtec and the RTR (Riot's Tree Rebellion)*
Blendtec takes side with the GPD (Galactic Police Department)*
Tom dickson begins commanding the police forces*

Revealing the rebellions hiding spot*

*Kidnapps Justin Bieber* *Makes a million of robots* *Sends as a gift*

((Where did Justin come from? XD))
Blends the gift in a blender*
Makes an army of conscious blenders out to blend the RTR*

Blenders make their way to the RTR*
Blends the trees*
((You just not getting alerts or forgot ;-.-))

Hides the trees runs far far away...farms trees((well i'm on vacation and i don't have internet...so yeah i'm inactive xDD...sry for the big wait :P))

((It's fine :P))
Blendtec allies with the fire nation*
Tom Dickson and Zuko are co-generals*

((You back?))

((Guess what xD...i'm back...idk if you remember me :D))*Rallys his troops* *prepeares for the last stand*