Comments on Profile Post by The Enlightened Grue

What?!, when?!, where?!. Give me a candy pick and a shield and I'll help to kill the clowns!, or... err... did you cleaned them already? If so I demand a noble heating system!

*clean

we haven't fired the clowns yet, thats why you get one of the first houses. You're head of clown-management. Here, you get a candy pick AND a candy shovel. for luck. also, we've shipped 50 cats, instead of the war-dogs you asked for.

hmm, What is the male/female ratio of the cats?

500%

Then in a while there would be 500 cats, and later 5000... The clowns are doomed, assuming we aren't limited by fps.

but is it a 500% male-to-female ratio? or a 500% female-to-male ratio? this changes things greatly.

Nah, it only makes the process slightly slower, if there is atleast 1 of each, a catsplosion is bound to happen, its only a matter of time.

it changes a lot of stuff. how much Cat wang are the clowns getting in the face as they get clawed apart?

AAaaannnd, that is why DF has ASCII graphics!

thats why there are comics of what happens in DF.
because some people want to see the graphic details of cats-with-wang + durfs vs clowns.