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The Missing Koala and Upbeat Giraffe

Discussion in 'Starbound Discussion' started by The | Suit, Dec 19, 2014.

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Hmm?

  1. Why does this Koala sound familiar?

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  2. Ramblings - there are no koalas in starbound!

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    30.3%

  3. Wait what Giraffe?

    11 vote(s)
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  4. When did the Version Change?

    7 vote(s)
    21.2%
  1. The | Suit

    The | Suit Agent S. Forum Moderator

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    Has the Koala finally given up all hope?
    Was the Giraffe the culprit in the Koala's disappearance?

    So many mysteries so little time.
     
    The | Suit, Dec 19, 2014
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  2. Nutric

    Nutric Pangalactic Porcupine

    That Giraffe must pay for what he has done.

    Release the Space Alpaca!

    [​IMG][DOUBLEPOST=1419023407][/DOUBLEPOST]Completely forgot we also had a Space Kangaroo.

    That Giraffe doesn't stand a chance.
     
    Last edited: Dec 19, 2014
    Nutric, Dec 19, 2014
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  3. Heartstrings

    Heartstrings Giant Laser Beams

    The Alpaca can serve as infiltration, the koala as a drop-trooper, and the kangaroo can beat the living snot out of that giraffe!
     
    Heartstrings, Dec 19, 2014
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  4. Nutric

    Nutric Pangalactic Porcupine

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    ^That's Jonesy on Mondays.


    The Giraffe better be prepared.
     
    Nutric, Dec 19, 2014
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  5. Son0fgrim

    Son0fgrim Spaceman Spiff

    Wait did the main game update? can I stop using the nightly beta now?
     
    Son0fgrim, Dec 19, 2014
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  6. Nutric

    Nutric Pangalactic Porcupine

    There are no updates yet. Just a teaser trailer and the fact that the poor Koala lost his job at Chucklefish to a Giraffe.

    Someday we'll be replaced by Giraffes.
     
    Nutric, Dec 19, 2014
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  7. Jbeetle

    Jbeetle Oxygen Tank

    I really hope that the new updates are adjectives of alpacas for the coming update and beyond.
     
    Jbeetle, Dec 19, 2014
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  8. Zuvaii

    Zuvaii Heliosphere

    Nah, Jonesy would use a fully modified combat rifle, revolver, or pistol. That or the Typhoon Aug (I will never stop bringing up Deus Ex: HR when Jonesy is mentioned in such a manner).
     
    Zuvaii, Dec 19, 2014
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  9. The | Suit

    The | Suit Agent S. Forum Moderator

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    You don't give the giraffe enough credit - he isn't a herbivore to be messed with

    [​IMG]
     
    The | Suit, Dec 20, 2014
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  10. Serenity

    Serenity The Waste of Time

    Hey shouldn't the giraffe be busy managing toys-r-us it's December!
     
    Last edited: Dec 20, 2014
    Serenity, Dec 20, 2014
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  11. Hawk Novablast

    Hawk Novablast Black Hole Surfer

    The Giraffe took out the Koala?

    There's gonna be some blood...

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    ^Now THAT's an Enraged Koala
     
    Hawk Novablast, Dec 20, 2014
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  12. Dunto

    Dunto Guest

    The giraffe killed the koala out of spite. Damn eucalyptus chewing tree huggers being mentioned in every version and every log snippet. TIME FOR GIRAFFE TO HAVE THE SPOTLIGHT FOR ONCE! :mwahaha:
     
    Dunto, Dec 20, 2014
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  13. Nutric

    Nutric Pangalactic Porcupine

    And then this guy pops out of nowhere and steals the show.

    [​IMG]
     
    Nutric, Dec 20, 2014
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  14. TeddyBearYoshi

    TeddyBearYoshi Subatomic Cosmonaut

    My version of the story;
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    TeddyBearYoshi, Dec 22, 2014
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  15. The | Suit

    The | Suit Agent S. Forum Moderator

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    So you are saying the Koala was secretly hiding behind the giraffe all along - waiting to bide its time to choke and strangle the giraffe to death? Devious.
     
    The | Suit, Dec 22, 2014
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