Daxesh

A gamer at heart, tabletop and video games, and played his fair share of them made from 1999 onwards, loved some, hated others, proud to put starbound into the column of loooove!
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A furry and proud of it.
Outrageous flirt.
Played D&D for seven years and has not once slain a dragon.
Unless Kobolds count.
Lives on a diet of Twiglets, Irn Bru and Tablet. (AKA to the rest of the world as Bread sticks coated in dried yeast extract, the vibrant orange nectar of the Scottish gods and what happens when you combine butter, condensed milk (half the water content of milk and replace with sugar) and sugar)
Will do most things for Twiglets, Irn Bru or Tablet.
Do not supply with Monster or Mountain Dew, you have been warned.
Appreciates Alcohol, be it in small or vast quantities.
Will fire walk for Twiglets, Irn Bru or Tablet.
Climbs like a freaking mountain goat.
Preforms poorly when actually climbing against a mountain goat.
Needs to shave but is far too lazy.
Is growing his hair to one year go out as Mega Man Zero for halloween.
Completely immature for his age.
Enjoys needlessly long lists about oneself containing comical information, which sometimes is erroneous but based in fact... Somewhere.
Would be completely screwed without spelling checker programs.
Is rumoured to have the most lewd friend group on the planet consisting of at least one Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman.
May or may not also know several Americans, Two Russians, A Scandinavian whom he accuses of committing Scandiknavery (an actual word according to QI) and Silent Bob (not the Silent Bob).
Has a deep and seedy love for parentheses.
Dresses up like a ninny and runs about in a field hitting other ninnies with foam weaponry.
His greatest weakness is his real name and is required if you wish to slay him.
Is nicknamed Dax because there were too many people with his first name.
Dax is not a reference to any form of Star Trek, but instead a series of books by Ali Sparkes.
Remembers the Wombles.
Dislikes the Wombles.
Will never visit Wimbledon due to the Wombles.
Got beaten up by a a guy with a ginger afro.
Has tasted Victory and Defeat, both he found needing a pinch of salt.
Ran out of ideas for this list.
Found one more.