You're now a Chucklefish developer

Once started by yours truly on infamous SPUF, developer game goes inter...national?, entering Chucklefish!
So, let's say in a parallel dimension, YOU created Chucklefish and YOU develop Starbound!

What do you do now?

 

Well. Of course now I use the money earned through Wanderlust to invest in a massive army of sentient penguins. Duh!

 

Make epic intergalactig dungeons, broken off planets, fly in space, and have a reward at the end, and have unique enemies.

 

hire tiy, kyren, omnopitententry, fakename, rho, fetalstar, GeorgeV ..... and let them do the game but if starbound was already finished, i would have them work on a fantasy game. the sequel to starbound

 

I would start designing creatures, writing the story, and designing a planet made entirely of my favorite things! (Chocolate land, Soda waters, and Emerald caves!)

 

I would rule the world, but thats gonna happen in THIS dimension, not some cheap parallel world

 

I'm gonna write a book out of compliments I get.
This If I was the starbound creator,obviously.

 

On second thought, along with the army of penguins, I'd make Starbound 4. It's so good it skips both Starbound 2 AND Starbound 3.

 

banana shoes..mass produce..banana shoes.

 

Add secret Aperture Science facilities deep underground in earthlike planets.

 

I would start doing market research look for a gap in the market get a team together set a time and design period and produce the best damn game possible!

 

Pixel porn.

 

what is pixel porn?

 

I make blue wigs a vanity item in Starbound. I make them even before I start thinking about Starbound.

 

I'd make the cast of Nichijou inhabit the space station. Also cat people.

Ha

 

I'd release an alpha or beta version of Starbound, Closed of course.

 

I would grow a beard and hope I am mistaken for Tiy.

 

Vanity items. Ridiculous amounts of them. I would make sure that everyone has enough items to make themselves look amply pretty.

Also, we would promise a livestream of us working on Starbound code and testing it out. Except it would be a lie, and we would be playing SSB Brawl in the stream.

 

Use the power to grow a goatee. My profile picture looks a tad feminine.

 

Starbound's theme will be monkeys with nipple rings. I will use the money earned from Starbound and it's nipple ringed monkeys to invest in a magical shaved yak. My shaved yak will milk me. The magical milk would turn me into half shaved yak with powers. I will use my powers to defend Earth from a mysterious evil force. That evil force would be Tiy and his army of nudists plotting to attack on Dec 21 2012. -And the story begins- I single handedly defeat his army of nudists. The world's fate then rest's in a suspenseful battle between Tiy and I. I try my hardest in a sword on sword duel but to no prevail for Tiy hits me with a low blow. I fall to my knees, power drained. I then use the rest of my strength to call upon the power of ChuckleMonkeys to defeat Tiy once and for all. Monkeys with nipple rings rain down from the heavens. Their divine power and Tiy's pungent, unholy, odor do not mix well. It creates a chemical reaction spawning ponies that explode on collision. The explosions kill Tiy and terribly injures me. By the time help arrives it is too late. I am dieing.
WelshPixie tells everyone "I fear the wounds are fatal."
Mollygos starts to cry. "Grasses! You can't die!"
I reply heroically saying "Do not grieve. Soon, I shall be one with the matrix."
"Grasses..." Says ZoLyn with much sadness.
Pain strikes, I know I only have a few breaths left.
"Ordona, it is to you old friend, I shall pass the matrix of leadership as was it was passed to me"
"But Grasses. I am just a member. I'm not worthy" Replies Ordona.
"Nor was I" I explain to Ordona. "But one day, a ChuckleMonkey member shall rise from our ranks and use the power of the matrix *breathes heavily* to light our darkest hour. Until that day, till all are one."
My last words have been spoken and as I give the matrix to Ordona. I die. My name goes down in history, about the day I heroically save Earth from Tiy's evil grasp on December 21st 2012.

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