Your Weapon Of Choice

I want to be able to defeat my enemies with a saxophone that emits harmful sonic energy!

 

The weapon with the highest stats I can find, obviously.

 

That's an awesome woodcut from Apex history books.

 

All, is all an option?

 

A sword that looks like this in my right hand:




And then an automatic pistol or 1 handed machine gun would do the trick for my left hand.

If I can't have any of those, at least let me have Goku's magical pole that extends.

 

A giant robot, of course.

 

Probably something ranged. Also I think it would be cool to glide over some enemies and drop bombs on them!