Your ultimate weapon.

Savor the flavor of my super-ultimate, most secret skill...Corrupt World Regeneration! Disgaea!

'Splodin' penguins. Thrown as weapons. Well, not really penguins, but the souls of human criminals stuck inside the bodies of demonic dolls that resemble penguins. And occasionally there's something about a red moon... But that's a story for another time, dood!

 

The Quit button. Buckin' Wyverns, invading my sky house...

 

Extra attachments just to make sure.

 

For use in 'dire' situations?

The situation wouldn't even begin to look 'grim' before I'm running away as fast as I can. You all can fight your crazy battles. I'll be hiding behind the rock over there praying I don't get caught in the crossfire.

 

My p-

Nah, it would be the how mean I can be...

 

Needs some more scopes.

 

LEMON GRENADE OF COMBUSTION that or a knife id like to finish people off with a tiny useless looking knife

 

Haha, like a small iron chip! .

 

My own hand-held chibi vader...all the things you fear about vader, in the palm of my hand, MWahahahaaaa!

*ahem

Or, a black cape that, when placed on, can summon innumerable amounts of cats that are sent flying towards mein foes! Of course, being magically summoned cats, they would then fall harmlessly on the ground and not care about the screeching poor sod they just clawed

 

I would use a bow and shot all the monsters to the knee.

 

But then they can't be adventurers anymore !

 

Meh, like I would care about those selfish beasts, who try to attack me T.T

 

Fluffy bunny cannon

 

Something that blows up the entire planet, of course.

 

Thats no moon, its a space station. BOM BOM BOM!

 

Equipped with combustable lemons.