Your ultimate weapon.

Pink elephants on parade. 'nuff said.

 

When things get really dire, I take out my disruptor rifle.
For a discription, see my entry in suggestions.

 

In dire situations I would transform into some sort of mythical animal such as a gryphon. Sounds reasonable right? I shouldn't forget to tell you that the gryphon can fire lasers from it's eyes and has gatling guns attached to it's body ! Reasonable Maybe... it could be half mecha gryphon :O So many possibilities!

 

Black hole slingshot. i will play marbles with your solar system

 

Anyone ever play the table tob battle game "Battle-Cattle"?

One of those cyborg cows armed to the teeth would be sweet!

 

Laser Saxophone with a scope.

 

Obviously the latest advancement in tree technology The Acorn Machine gun (code name Seed of destruction)
It has 3 major features
1. In battle mode it fires acorns at the speed of light killing anything it targets but the acorn burns up at 20 block range
2.In sniper mode it fires acorns at the speed of sound which can shoot to edge of screen but less damage and better aim
3. And lastly in its planter mode it can shoot acorns at 10mph planting them
So which do you use?

 

The most ultimate wepon is a Top Hat.

 

Is there a combination mode where it plants acorns that grow into trees that throw acorns at the speed of light? I'd use that.

 

Sadly no when they are used a high speeds they burn up

 

Darn. What if the trees set on fire when they grew

 

A Gatling gun that shoots pink nukes. Nothing else.

 

If Starbound science can produce magical effects, expect me to use this.

 

yo mommaship

 

looks like a Dark Matter Force-field Inversion Box if ya ask me

 

A hand held particle launcher

 

I'll dual wield Trueflame and Hopefire.

 

a minigun that shoots out nukes with the radius of half of your screen

 

Bananas that live on the moon

 

I swear, if you revive the clown, we're all doomed...
In response to the thread, I would use a flamethrower. That spits out rockets. That fire lasers.