Your ultimate weapon.

basically, i think that everyone should have an ultimate weapon- their strongest weapon, which they use only in dire situations when it's really needed, so i wonder, if you had an ultimate weapon, what would it be?

Now, it can be a vessel, it could be a gun, it could be something from another franchise, it could even be a secret artificial life form that has very strong abilities, it could be EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*



*please refrain from posting anything offensive.

Oh, you ask what is mine, well that is simple:

 

A Final Spark consisting of giant exploding laser cucumbers housing leopards eating vinyl recorders that are miniature nuclear suns.

TOUHOU ALL THE THINGS.

 

2 words. Red Brick.

 

THE POWER OF INTERPRETIVE DANCE.

 

An "Infinite Improbability Generator"

 

Amongst my weaponry are such diverse elements such as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and nice red uniforms.
(MP anyone?)

 

Pshh.

DRILLS. DRILLS EVERYWHERE.

 

Ultimate weapon? The Medusa Bug. If you don't know what that is, you should ReBoot.

 

It'd probably be the Ultima Keyblade, combined with a giant laser cannon. It'd also give me giant wings and allow me to move rapidly.

 

My ban hammer.

 

The Geek Tongue. My ability to babble on and on endlessly about my nerdy interests, slowly driving all who are within earshot to a level of insanity only seen in those who have born witness to C'thulu, Dagon, Yogg-sothoth, and their ilk. Unless of course they are equally as geeky, in which case we give each other a +5 power boost.

 

A Legendary Wooden Hammer.

 

My fists.

 

A Morning Star.
It's headpiece would be an actual dying microsun.

 

Me being a shadow, my ability to creep out and strangle you in the night.

 

This ordinary Potato...BUT BE WARNED! It isn't just an ordinary potato...

 

Gods be praised, it's the infamous Potato of Deception!

 

I throw a twig. It hits the mob, and it starts to cry. I then proceed to throw rocks at it.

 

Imma firing mah lazor!

 

Well.. here is my weapon of mass obliteration