Your Favorite "Video Game Logic" Part of Stardew Valley

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by rmd64, Apr 22, 2016.

  1. Xylia

    Xylia Tiy's Beard

    Nine Months Pregnant.
    Chops Down 15 Trees, Hauls all the wood to a box, waters and plants a whole garden of vegetables, goes to bed at 12AM.
    Gives birth next day, baby's fine, back to work same day at 6AM.
     
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    • MagicallyClueless

      MagicallyClueless Master Astronaut

      don't forget fighting a bunch of terrifying monsters in the mines whilst sporting a huge baby bump 8D
       
      • DaimoMac

        DaimoMac Subatomic Cosmonaut

        I read that in Zapp Branigan's voice
         
        • Wildroses

          Wildroses Void-Bound Voyager

          And she doesn't even notice she's pregnant until her incredulous husband tells her. Elliott's exact words about Eva's impending second child were: "Sweetheart, haven't you realised? You're pregnant."

          Wow. An actual video game character just struggled with video game logic.
           
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          • Megzzzx

            Megzzzx Void-Bound Voyager

            The fact that I'm a woman and have to give a guy all these presents and a 5,000 pendent to get him to marry me. And what do I get? One romantic scene? ONE ROMANTIC SCENE! After allll those gifts that is it.
             
            • Xylia

              Xylia Tiy's Beard

              Well, it makes a little more sense if you marry Harvey because maybe Harvey detects the pregnancy a bit earlier because he's a doctor, but yeah, the other guys... especially Sam and Seb... I'd just have to laugh at if they said those lines.
               
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              • Nurio

                Nurio Cosmic Narwhal

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                • Tyrian

                  Tyrian Scruffy Nerf-Herder

                  Well, for you this at least only happens in a video game... guys have to deal with that in real life. ;)
                   
                  • Megzzzx

                    Megzzzx Void-Bound Voyager

                    Not so much anymore. Or hasn't been that way since I have been dating. My fiance and I took turns taking each other and I buy him lots of gifts all the time. I buy him more random gifts then he buys me. He only worries about holidays and special events. I see something I know he would like and I buy it.
                     
                    • rmd64

                      rmd64 Subatomic Cosmonaut

                      Ehh not entirely true, but I see what you're saying. Of course I love getting gifts from a boyfriend/date, but I try hard to offer to pay about half the time. I also tried hard to make gifts for my ex-boyfriend every so often. Silly paintings like this (not great I know). image1 (2).JPG
                       
                      • Megzzzx

                        Megzzzx Void-Bound Voyager

                        I like that painting! I make my fiance a lot of hand made gifts. Like I have made almost every card I have given him. He loves them.
                         
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                        • NikkSword

                          NikkSword Pangalactic Porcupine

                          I would love a painting like rmd64 painted above, or something hand-made like Megzzzx makes. First I need a girlfriend though... though if a young lady gives me some cauliflower then that's like 4 hearts with me right there! And if that lady gave me a sword - the Wedding will be 3 days later!
                           
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                          • DaimoMac

                            DaimoMac Subatomic Cosmonaut

                            Alot of times when it comes to Video Game Logic, I simply abide by the rule, It's just a game, I should relax
                             
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                            • Megzzzx

                              Megzzzx Void-Bound Voyager

                              Well that will be easy for her then. lol
                               
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                              • Borodin

                                Borodin Oxygen Tank

                                Pierre is almost always at his store, retailer above all, and doesn't appear to maintain a farm. Yet he manages somehow to produce high quality crops somewhere every year, and sets a pretty high level bar for winning the Fair.
                                 
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                                • Borodin

                                  Borodin Oxygen Tank

                                  Well, sure. But who says we can't have fun pointing out all the silly stuff? :D
                                   
                                  • rmd64

                                    rmd64 Subatomic Cosmonaut

                                    Don't forget someone, somewhere in Pelican town is supplying his you know what. That is, unless he doesn't have a farm of his own of it somewhere
                                     
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                                    • DaimoMac

                                      DaimoMac Subatomic Cosmonaut

                                      I like to think he has a small garden out back
                                       
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                                      • Ghostly Fox

                                        Ghostly Fox Heliosphere

                                        Someone mentioned that Caroline supposedly gardens- it's possible that some of the produce, like what he uses at the fair, comes from her garden as her contribution to the business.

                                        Also, I'm not sure if you're implying he 'grows' porn or whatever the player chooses to think his 'stash' is.
                                         
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                                        • Borodin

                                          Borodin Oxygen Tank

                                          Since there's nothing back there, I have to assume it's subterranean. And since there's this temple inside his store, it's just possible he's actually a Priest of Cthullu, or whatever the Void Spirits worship when they aren't playing poker on Friday nights.

                                          In fact, he could also be furnishing the coldcuts, in part out of his underground farming. And this might also explain Abigail's unusual interest in getting minerals in her diet fresh from the source.
                                           
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