Your Custom Mech

Charge cannon and flamethrower. To blow stuff up, and to turn sht to ashes.

 

tripods ftw

 

I'd like a mecha that either looks like a Gundam or an AC from armored core.

 

It would be a giant metal gabe newell , but instead of making hats , he would make shoes and throw money at enemies

 

Biped Assault Mech Model IZEGRIM.

Sports two shoulder mounted Vulcan cannons, each firing over six-thousand 20mm rounds per minute. Plated with next-generation titanium outer armor placed strategically for the right balance of protection and mobility. The IZEGRIM is light enough to be transported on most small carriers, and will perform excellently in extreme conditions, with its thermal shielding protecting it and its operator from both heat and cold. Can be modified for alternate power sources such as solar or kinetic energy, and is highly customizable, able to support up to five standard-sized cannons.

It also has cup holders.

 

Maybe a giant silver mech whose cockpit is shaped in the image of a wolf's head with dual giant chainsaw guns that shoot its blades. And they're on fire. And it has rocket launchers and flamethrowers in its kneecaps that can blow stuff up and light other stuff on fire. Oh and it can fly! So I can hover above everyone and light em on fire with my thrusters! And then I can press a button and the whole thing just gets lit on fire! Yeah! Okay mebbe not.

 

Goin for the turtle mech. Grants 1337 defense. If airborn enemy approaches you are forced to retreat inside your shell granting 9001 defense. Once inside water, movement speed is drastically increased along with the amount of time to spend underwater before returning for air.
1. Put the shell on your back to imitate a turtle
2. Makes you lie body flat on the floor
3. Causes you to move like a newborn turtle
4. Let the le derping begin!

 

A giant (robot) mushroom.

 

Instead of on huge mech I would have an army of mouse droids to DDOS my enemies' spacestations' networks! Mwahahahaha

 

I'd want a mech in the shape of a donut, and it shoots donuts at your enemy's and if you get a high enough kill count you can activate it's secret power which is jelly filled donuts! The jelly is actually hot corrosive acid that burns through nearly everything!

Shall I make a drawing of it?

 

Yes you should, that would be awesome.

 

this is awesome. me want !

 

All I can think of it one that can fly and dig underground... maybe a death-worm with wings?

 

My mech would have a disproportionally small leg, 17 arms and come equipped with a chain gun, a chain gun that shoots lasers, a chainsaw gun where the chain is made of plasma and shoots lazors, a cookie machine that uses the blood of my enemies for flavoring, an arm completely devoted to heating my seat, a gun that shoots guns that shoot rabid wolverines, a Transmogrifier, a penguin catapult (For all your penguin catapulting needs!), a drill with extra drill, a tardis, a lime squeezer for my Lime Rickeys, a top hat dispenser, a tv, a GIANT smiley face to confuse and disorient my enemies, and a spider squashing device. Hell yeah. Come at me bro.

 

That thing is 100 meters tall.

 

I would have to go with The Clan Mad Cat. While not a creation of my own, there was just something about the Mechs from the Mech Warrior/Commander "universe" that felt right.

 

My mech will be land and sea, wielding that of a massive anchor and missile charges that glide against the ground and send the foe flying up into the air. (standard torpedo if in a body of water)
It will also be equipped with a mechanism that sets off built-up shockwaves in the feet area, stunning and damaging enemies.
It will also have more resistance to melee damage than normal mechs.

 

NAUTILUS!

 

Right-o!

 

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