Your Custom Mech

Just a simple thread, so if you could make a custom mech, what would it be like?

Would it fly?

Would it launch missiles?

Would it make you cake?

 

It's colors would be gray-scale, and it would have 2 confetti cannons to launch colorful confetti at my enemies.

 

I could point you towards my Mech drawings in the fan art forum section. I'd like em like that.
Just like the basicness of em, always ready for more upgrades.

 

It would be a cardboard box with a few holes cut in it and "GUNDAM" written on the front in sharpie

 

Interchangeable weapons, including a muffin ray and a rainbow beam. It would work underwater, but would work better when it transforms into a submarine.

It would be orange and would have pointy ears and a fluffy tail. *u*

 

I hope I can make my Mech hominid. I hate to be that guy, but like this.

 

Mine would look like a Madcat, ala Mechwarrior. Love those things.
(Or an Atlas!)

 

I'd love for mine to be as close to this as possible. Granted it's not a mech but something similar would be spectacular.

DADDY NEEDS A

DOOMSDAY DEVICE!

 

i'll install a coathanger in my mech so i can use it to hold my coat when i'm out pwning things on foot like a boss /cool face

 

I would be okay if it was just an airblast cannon that could hurt enemies with collision

 

My mech would be huge. And it'd shoot giant bullet bills.

 

My mech would shoot nyan cat missiles.

 

I hope it will be possible to not use mechs ever and to not be gimped by this decision.

 

Realy easy if you ask me

 

The Chuck Norris Mech.
Need i say more?

 

I would make my custom mech a hovercraft, and I would fill it with eels.

 

Why the eels?

 

A rather small mech, not much bigger than me! He'd be shooting bullets and maybe he could fly. He shouldn't be too strong, I would like him to be more of a partner!

 

I agree, i'd like a partner but that would be more of a droid.

 

Because I will need to buy some cigarettes.