You Might Play Too Much Stardew Valley When...

...You start seeing faces in the mines.



I need to go to bed. lol

 

Ahaha yes Luthien, please go to bed.

 

I was looking in the red square for too long. Maybe I need to go to bed too.

 

Wow yeah I think you owe yourself a break

 

I was looking in the red square too, lmao. And I just woke up xD

I see it though and that's pretty funny

 

No, I had just woken up too. But still. Lol

 

You are walking down the street and say to your partner"I wonder how much wood I would get for chopping that down".

 

When you only talk to people once a week and give everybody mayonnaise??

 

When you're purchasing beer, and wonder if Shane would enjoy your particular brand.

 

You know you've played too much Stardew Valley when...

You keep wondering why none of the trees in your backyard have tappers on them.

You don't want to walk on sandy ground for fear of Duggies.

You keep digging up damp patches in the neighborhood in the hopes of finding buried artifacts.

You cannot eat sitting down at a table or using silverware.

You continually hit large rocks in the hopes of having a polished gemstone pop out.

You rush home as midnight approaches for fear of passing out in the street.

You keep checking to see if the Crop Fairy has visited your garden the night before.

You put some whole fruit into a barrel and expect a labeled bottle of wine to pop out a week later.

You try to carry entire stacks of filled coffee mugs around with you throughout your day.

You wonder why your local Community Center doesn't accept bundles of crops and fish.

 

*Is guilty of that*

 

you know you play too much Stardew when you talk about npcs like they're real whOOPS

me: "this skateboard is totally in sam's colors"
person: "who?"
me: *sweats nervously*

 

Me petting my cat...

"I wonder how many hearts she has..."

 

So we had a 5.6 magnitude earthquake here this morning. Do I have access to some secret bathhouse now?

 

Go check the mountains xD

 

Oh wait, I'm in Oklahoma. No mountains. Drat. lol

 

If you wonder if you've leveled Foraging enough to double things when you pick them up...

 

When you start drawing Junimos all over your Science notes.

 

I draw Junimo's on everything now. lol When we go to restaurants that use paper as tablecloths, and they leave crayons on the table, there's always at least one Junimo on the table by the time we leave. They're just too cute not to! lol

 

When you start sending diamonds emojis on whatsapp to your boyfriend to increase hearts.