Wyrd Order Of Furries x2

Pfft, that's no master race! They're wearing V-necks.

 

How else do you expect to show off those perfectly carved features and manly chest hair?

 

Shhhhhh, naptime.
(I take frequent naps)
*falls asleep on Jonesy*

 

I never knew Roo's squeaked, or are you wearing a latex jumpsuit?

 

Why would a 'roo need a latex suit in the fi- wait don't answer that question.

 

I would have asked "why would anyone" and then
yeah
i do not want to think any more.

 

*sleeping soundly on Jonesy, arms wrapped tight around him so there's no escape*
Zzzzzzz...

 

THE MILLY METERS LOW!
@Ironpaw, @Phlosioneer
QUICKLY!
TAKE THESE MILLY CAPSULES AND THE LEVELS MIGHT NORMALIZE!
@Bonabopn
QUICKLY LOOK ADORABLY FOXY!
@Jonesy
TURN ON THE MILLYREACTOR! WE MUST LEVEL THE MILLYCOUNTER NAO OR WE'LL ALL GO INTO A MILLYLESS COMA! D8>

 

...
i don't understand

 

I have decided to hire a translator for these moments. They will take over for this most -nods-

Translation:
I have been missing for awhile, and i am now here. Hi dare everyones C:

 

I think that's one of those crazy people I hear about. Best to smile and nod then back away slowly, we can give the pills to some homeless people later.

 

That ehksplains a lot.

but i like poking the crazy people with sticks.

 

I'm a furry, I've seen worse.

 

O:
:D

 

Problem with bulges?

Do NOT tell.

 

...
I am glad I don't look up that stuff. Eeeeeeegh

 

*takes the pill*
...
*feels funny inside*