Wyrd Order of Furries, ACT III

Wait, so I'm technically just a guy who wandered in?
...
Not sure how I feel about that.

 

Well, the door's open.
As in, there isn't a door.
Someone stole it

 

The whole clan membership thing is just silly anyway, the clan is mainly limited to this thread, and membership doesn't bring that much (though IIRC, there's a group PM that I'm not part of either, hue). If there is ever gonna be anything like a clan server, you don't really need to be a member for most stuff, it suffices that you're active in the thread. It'd be fitting if I could say "You're one of us anyway" but I'm not really a clan member either

Look at me, trying to speak english
It's 4AM, I should sleep
I wonder what happens if I press report abuse on my own post

 

i came for the foxes, and stayed for the foxes.

 

I see people like that fairly frequently is what I mean.

I'm suggesting maybe you're just not looking in the right places.

 

*hides stolen door*
*whistles nonchalantly*

 

WELL IF YOU NEEDED CONFIRMATION, HERE IT IS
I LIKE TO CALL THIS ONE "THE NON-STOP POP-POP"
IT DON'T STOP FO NOBODY
SERIOUSLY THOUGH, YOU NEED TO SEE THESE PUPPIES IN ACTION THEY FIRE SO FAST


THIS IS THE HAMMER OF SUPREME JUDGEMENT
THIS THIS IS SO POWERFUL, IT CAN DESTROY POWERFUL ENEMIES WITHIN SECONDS
TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THAT DAMAGE

BOOM, ARE YOU NOT CONVINCED YET, WELL YOU CAN
♪Look at his photograph♪

THE BALTIMORE POLICE FORCE AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON THESE RIOT SHIELDS

CONSIDER YOURSELF EDUCATED
ON MY LOOT



(I hope this works)

 

I guess I'll try and officially join... Tomorrow, though. I'm in bed and slowly falling asleep as my thumb glides over my phone's dumb electronic keyboard that I don't like all that much.
...Does Umbreon count as a species, and does "the guy who makes the boxes" count as a profession? Also, do I need an actually good reason to be here?

Edit: I just love it when I'm almost falling asleep, then I suddenly and randomly think something kinda grim that puts my brain in a "panic mode" or something...
Time to read some old Snoopy comics, I guess...

 

yes, yes, no. c:

 

Benis

I have nothing positive to say about such redditry, so I'll attempt to remain silent.

Hah, are you refering to Mental Omega unit's lines that refer to that song? And, yes, that's a pretty cool naming pattern US got there. Surprised A-10 have served for so long already.

 

rawr
I'm a scary Glaceon
fear me and my crappy ice powers

 

no!
fear me and my cookies!
*munch crunch*

 

*steals cookie*
nom

 

thiiiiieeeeeef

 

Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?

 

it was most likely you.

 

Appanrently, you have a good reason to be here. I don't know what it is though. Probably never-ending boredom.