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AN AMBITIOUS GLITCH OUTCAST FROM A SEEDY TAVERN ON A LIFELESS MOON

I like it

 

Some good one's I've gotten:
A CHATTY APEX WHO DOESN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS AND IS CERTAIN THEY ARE UNDER SURVEILLANCE BY THE MINIKNOG
A FLAMBOYANT MEMBER OF THE TERRENE PROTECTORATE WHO REFUSES TO WORK WITH HUMANS
AN IGNORANT HUMAN MARINE WHO WORSHIPS KLUEX
A NERVOUS AVIAN WHO ABANDONED THEIR CHILDREN IN A DERELICT SPACE STATION AND ALWAYS CORRECTS OTHER PEOPLE'S GRAMMAR
A BRAVE FLORAN HUNTER WHO STOLE A SPACESHIP FROM A U.S.C.M. PRISON

 

A BRIGHT YOUNG FLORAN WHO ABANDONED THEIR CHILDREN IN AN ABANDONED MINESHAFT AND RAN AWAY FROM HOME AS A CHILD

A RECKLESS NOVAKID ARMS DEALER WHO WOULD SOONER DIE THAN RETURN TO A U.S.C.M. PRISON

 

Guess I'll be playing as a Big Fat Red Novakid with half a brand?
THIS TIME I'M GOING TO PLAY
AN ELDERLY NOVAKID MERCENARY WHO LOST AN EYE IN AN ISOLATED TRIBE ON GAMMA AQUARII X
> I HATE THIS

 

Ha, I guess I forgot about Novakids when I put in the "lost an eye" clause. Not sure how Novakids actually "see"--maybe they sense vibrations or infrared or something. There are some race-specific ones in the generator, too, like:



And a few others.

 

trying to find one close to lintton. its somewhere between these:

A SHORT HUMAN WHO CHANGED THEIR NAME AND IS LIVING A NEW LIFE IN THE ERCHIUS MINING FACILITY

A WANDERING HUMAN WHO WOULD SOONER DIE THAN RETURN TO AN ENORMOUS INTERGALACTIC TRASH BARGE AND IS THE SOLE SURVIVOR OF AN ATTACK ON THEIR HOMETOWN

A TIMID HUMAN WHO FOUNDED A VILLAGE ON AN UNCHARTED PLANET

 

That abandoned mineshaft is getting a little crowded. I hope nobody tips me off to the penguin mob.

 

A CHATTY HUMAN WHO GOT FIRED FROM THEIR JOB AS A SCHOLAR AND THINKS CAPTURE PODS ARE CRUEL

No wonder Modern Terran History stopped....

A DISILLUSIONED NOVAKID WHO HEROICALLY SAVED AN AVIAN TEMPLE AND OWES MONEY TO THE PENGUIN MOB

those penguin mobsters must have trouble collecting debt.

I'VE WRITTEN FIFTY-THREE PAGES OF FANFICTION ABOUTA REBELLIOUS HYLOTL WHO RAN AWAY FROM HOME AS A CHILD AND SPENDS ALL THEIR PIXELS ON GUNS

> THEY ALREADY DIED

I forsee a sad ending to this tale...

A NARCISSISTIC GLITCH WHO ABANDONED THEIR CHILDREN IN AN ABANDONED SPACE STATION ORBITING A DEAD STAR AND CRASHED THEIR SHIP INTO AN OVERPRICED HYLOTL STEAMSPRING BATHHOUSE

The bathhouse was also abandoned. Those high prices!

 

"A sarcastic Apex who can't sleep without a night light and never backs down from a fight." The first night will be REALLY interesting.
"A disillusioned Human from an overpriced Hylotl steamspring bathhouse who uses obscure slang terms that nobody understands" Oh no, I'm a hipster.
"A generous Novakid who found true love in an asteroid field" Well, I... um... am definitely NOT gonna go and play this right now... heh heh... Don't look at me like that.
"This time I'm gonna be A grouchy Human explorer who abandoned their children in a radioactive moon base" No comment.
"An elderly Novakid sharpshooter from an apartment complex under MiniKnog surveillance who checks their horoscope every time they enter a new star system"
"A dishonest Apex doctor who was exiled to a bunker on a midnight planet and doesn't have any real medical training and should be prohibited from practicing medicine" But I'm the only help you'll be getting out there...
"A resourceful member of the Terrene Protectorate who owes money to the penguin mob" 'Resourceful'... yeah.
"An open-minded Apex who was marooned by their shipmates in a suboceanic Hylotl library full of ancient books and dreams of settling down on a nice planet someday" But they said they were just getting coffee.
"A frail old Hylotl who grew up in a peaceful monastery" Let's see a Gleap try to fight THAT!
"A curious Hylotl pacifist who can't stand to see other people arguing and feels like the ship's S.A.I.L. is their only friend" It is proven that all these Hylotl will last about 2 minutes.
"An inconsiderate Floran from the coldest planet in the entire Orion Spur who always corrects other people's grammar" Floran knows how to Grammar
"A naive young Novakid who can't sleep without a night light and refuses to use a translator" Nope.
"A rude Hylotl technician from a seedy tavern on a lifeless moon who can't read" Not sure if that can happen.
"A rebellious Hylotl poet who was attacked by moontants from an overpriced Hylotl steamspring bathhouse" ...
"A germophobic Hylotl chef who lost an eye in the coldest planet in the entire Orion Spur and eats nothing but pancakes"
"A cautious Floran who was exiled to the only public toilet in the Arcturus system and refuses to work with Humans" Oh no.
"A teenage Hylotl who blew up the salt flats of Alpha Zeta Tau" Yeeeeeeaaah.
"A squeamish member of the Clipped Council who has a bounty on their head and has a fear of heights"

 

I tried it out a few times, and these are my favourites.
A SOFT-SPOKEN AVIAN WHO STOLE A SPACESHIP FROM A CRIME-RIDDEN UNDERWATER CITY AND IS ALLERGIC TO FEATHERS

A FORGETFUL U.S.C.M. SOLDIER FROM THE UNITED SYSTEMS COLONIAL MARINES

 

"Did I ever tell you I was in the U.S.C.M.?"
"Yeah, Bill, like ten times already."
"Oh. Did I ever tell you I was in the marines?"

 

I love this so much. I just keep clicking through to read scenarios and I'm laughing so hard. My first one:

AN OVERCONFIDENT FLORAN ARCHAEOLOGIST WHO CAN'T READ AND IS CERTAIN THEY ARE UNDER SURVEILLANCE BY THE MINIKNOG.

 

The pic in your sig fits that so much, I love it.

 

Oh my gosh, I didn't even think of that when I added that picture to my signature. It's been sitting in my folder for over a year now I think!