Would you do a Glitch?

"Male" or "female" whatever you want.

A Glitch shows up at your doorstep. She's alone and her circuitry is loose and showing. She needs to be comforted by your fleshy human arms.

what do you do

do you show her what love is

this is a serious topic

 

yes
Will my donger hurt after it?
All the sharp metals wouldn't feel that good...

 

I was under the impression they built their offspring, I'm not too sure they have um- well I don't think it'd be possible

 

I need a tetanus shoot first.

 

They wouldn't have an idea of what sex is. Is she had real emotions and wanted comfort then she would most likely want a hug and for someone to listen to her.

 

I will do a glitch and then try to swim... MWAHAHA Waterproof madness?

 

Id push her buttons.

 

I'd shove my AC power plugs firmly into both her rear and frontal Sockets.
And I hope she can dual-handle two long 780 watt adapters..
Eitherway, I've got some nice surge protectors. So no matter how smooth or rough the flow is.
Both of us would be protected.

Don't want my fans to short-circuit ya'know..
It's very hot here and I would like to keep them going.

 

Carlton, you have to teach her what love is

she's vulnerable and a little bit drunk

really someone just programmed her to be drunk but that's besides the point, she's willing to learn

 

"You've got three sockets, baby"

"oh god I don't know.."

"Bite the pillow. I'm going in grounded."

 

You should make that into erotica.

 

I'd be all like "I can't find my phone charger, but I've got an adapter right here." And then I'd plug into her. Just like that.
Smooooth.

 

There is no way this topic belongs on the forum. Topic closed, please do not post this sort of thing again.