Wizard battle!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by The Purple Dragon, Jul 31, 2017.

  1. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I cast Corrupt Thoughts! Your concentration is broken by the thought of boobies! (or dicks. whichever you prefer)
     
  2. BlueShard

    BlueShard Existential Complex

    Your attack is negated by biology. Not only am I a cyborg, I'm also not human. Such thoughts are processed and cataloged as irrelevant.
     
  3. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    I cast banish everything, you're all sent to oblivion, feel free to continue your fight there.
     
  4. BlueShard

    BlueShard Existential Complex

    With the Tet destroyed the plot of Oblivion is negated. We continue our fight in the real world.
     
  5. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    I meant the realm, not the game.
     
  6. BlueShard

    BlueShard Existential Complex

    I don't believe that even went over your head, I think it just went straight through.

    You are decapitated.
     
  7. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    I reform behind you. "YOU THINK THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH!" I teleport you into the void and disappear.
     
  8. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I cast Fill, filling the void with random items and now it cant be the void because its full!
     
  9. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    You're not in there, it's just Blue in there.
     
  10. BlueShard

    BlueShard Existential Complex

    Read the rewlz. I cast rewlz. You have been ruled.
     
  11. Redacted Revenant

    Redacted Revenant Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I summon WV. He hates rulers, specifically kings.
     
  12. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    I create a stone fist and smash WV,
     
  13. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I cast Stone to Flesh on the fist and Flesh to Stone on WV, bam, the fist is hurt!
     
  14. themushroomlord

    themushroomlord Pangalactic Porcupine

    I cast redirect pain on the fist. Who's hurting now?
     
  15. Redacted Revenant

    Redacted Revenant Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I cast accusation.
    YOU ARE!
     
  16. Bamboozler

    Bamboozler Space Penguin Leader

    I bamboozle you into casting it on yourself.
     
  17. Redacted Revenant

    Redacted Revenant Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I cast endorphins to kill the pain!
     
  18. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I summon a wall made of gaming PCs playing the latest games! DISTRACTION!
     
  19. Redacted Revenant

    Redacted Revenant Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I cast Blue Screen of Death, breaking the PCs.
     

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