Witch's Witch Brew!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Witch Cat, Oct 26, 2017.

  1. 433luke

    433luke Subatomic Cosmonaut

    Did you just make The reference to The incident?
     
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  2. BlueShard

    BlueShard Giant Laser Beams

    One high capacity rechargeable neodium battery.
     
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  3. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    "Ah, a delicious meal!
    Add that in so the drinker may heal.
    Loaves of bread,
    wake the drinker from the dead,
    To stop the edges of his screen from becoming redder,
    add in a slice of cheddar.
    Healing waters to help him cool,
    be caught without a healing potion and you're a fool.
    And last but not least, to make sure the drinker is smitten,
    we throw in a tiny... KITTEN!?
    NO! BAD! GO! NO MORE POTION FOR YOU!"

    "Well, considering people have been adding nukes and everything under the sun,
    I'm sure this could feed everyone."

    "I despise when magic and tech is mixed!
    It is unnatural!
    Also look into getting that sig. fixed."
     
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  4. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    You say everything under the sun has been added, well, time to add the sun.
     
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  5. 433luke

    433luke Subatomic Cosmonaut

    I add a Samsung Galaxy Note 7, some Pepsi, and a pleasant dream.
     
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  6. BlueShard

    BlueShard Giant Laser Beams

    In that case, can you add my travelling companion Lethamyr to the brew? I'm sure that would make...uh...interesting things happen? Probably tear open a multi-realital rift.
     
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  7. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    "Roar the fire,
    raise the power higher,
    another ingredient to make this potion numba one,
    just add in the literal fucking sun.
    Let's make sure we're on the same page,
    you do realise you just caused an ice age."

    "To give this potion some explosive power,
    Add in a Samsung to make all them cower!
    A Pepsi Max to take this spell to the max,
    May all who drink this get the axe.
    But die in pain they will not,
    for to complete our scheme,
    we'll add in a pleasent dream."

    "Look, buddy, this cauldron is big,
    but you can't use it as a mass grave, ya dig?"
     
  8. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    I add in some fire, the number "one", an Ice age disc, we already have enough explosives in there, an axe, a cauldron and a mass grave.
     
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  9. Jake9039

    Jake9039 Pangalactic Porcupine

    I add in a shovel and r2d2
     
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  10. BlueShard

    BlueShard Giant Laser Beams

    What about my arm? Can I add that?
     
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  11. Firebird Zoom

    Firebird Zoom Oxygen Tank

    I set the cauldron in the migratory path of some lemmings.
     
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  12. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    I add a walrus' tusks.
     
  13. Bamboozler

    Bamboozler Space Penguin Leader

    This brew must have at least a few dozen ingredients in it by now. :laugh:

    I think it would be better with some salt and pepper. All food tastes better with seasoning.
     
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  14. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    I drop in a still beating heart, two bees, a bowl of cereal and soup, a burning sword, your wallet and some gunpowder.
     
  15. Jake9039

    Jake9039 Pangalactic Porcupine

    I add a bed and all the races from starbound.
     
  16. Milosz3107

    Milosz3107 Big Damn Hero

    I add miniature pancakes
     
  17. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    I add the blue rectangle.
     
  18. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    "Fire tongue, ball of fur,
    sprinkle some stars and begin to stir.
    Plume of smoke and dash of sass,
    mix it together to get my ass!
    The Witch has risen, more later than soon,
    but he has arrived to brew a boon.
    So send in your ingredients, your mixes and tricks,
    To spell a spell of a quick fix."
    Yes, I have returned with my sub-par rhymes! I miss doing this, let's continue!
     
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  19. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    I drop in a random person's wallet, his brain and a flashlight.
     
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  20. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

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    "Where you acquired such things I dare not question,
    I'll just take those from you without further mention.
    They say there's no curse more potent than a dead man's breath,
    I imagine dead man's brains will probably cause death."
     

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