Witch's Witch Brew!

I add a face hugger.

 

I dump in Excalibur.

 

I and a cauldren. Is this okay? Yeah, this'll probably be fine. Maybe.

 

I fly off and a nuke falls next to the cauldron.

 

I place the nuke in the cauldron, as well as several bottles of orphan tears and a pickled cyclops.

 

"Ripped from the space between stars,
add in an egg of a face hugger,
powered by the chariot, the car,
feast from our target's blubber."

"Holy sword, great Excalibur,
Shinning blade and holy might,
Reach the potion's mighty calibre,
with great power and great foresight."

"A bad idea from its conception,
Mass chaos, great confusion,
You've just created a potion inception!
Causing an explosive fusion!"

"Double bomb us, yeah why not,
Well, at least you decided to make it up to me,
Orphan tears I need alot,
Pickled eyes for me to see.
Good choices all round,
Y'all worth your salt down to the pound."

 

i will give it a little wiggle.

 

I fly over and say "Watch not to spill." dropping a suitcase trying to get it in the cauldron, but dropping it on Bonabopn.

 

"Stir the potion,
mix the brew,
turn cauldron, hypnotic motion,
turn the charm into something new.

"An effort wasted,
victory remains untasted,
For the power of the wiggle,
made us faze through the suitcase,
giving us a giggle."

 

I add the unborn! *throws in three eggs*
I also add brimstone and mithral!

 

"One egg, with a broken shell,
hexed your life, remain unwell,
One egg, with still born young,
I curse you to hear the devil's tongue,
One egg, with a broken yolk,
with my spell, I command you croak.
I cook the eggs, hear the spirits moan,
as I roar the fire and add the brimstone,
A piece of cracked mythril,
for this pain you'll need more than advil."

 

i put in. some fabric softener. c:

 

"To make her weak and soften her,
in goes a dash of softener.
And as we curdle and curse her meat,
hey, at least the target will smell real sweet."

 

I add in a hatchling fire dragon.

 

Weapons-grade plutonium

 

A copy of UP and a fruit hat!

 

"Omelette made of dragon,
Poured in from a flagon,
But the tassel with the castle is the brew that is true,"
(if you get that I love you)

"I swear this entire nation,
wants to give me poison of the radiation!"

"A sweet movie and a sweet hat,
finally, going away from that wool of bat."

 

I add cheddar, 15 loaves of bread, 15 liters of water, and a kitten.

 

hmmm. how many potions can we make with five loaves and two fish?

 

Did you just make The reference to The incident?