Witch's Witch Brew!

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  1. Tyle

    Tyle Phantasmal Quasar

    And a box of nutritional Soylent Green.
     
  2. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    I empty my trash can into the cauldron.
     
  3. Jake9039

    Jake9039 Pangalactic Porcupine

    I jump into the couldron, making sure not to splash. Out of my pockets fall lots of spaghetti.
     
  4. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    Mom's spaghetti.

    I add a viera's tears.
     
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  5. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

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    "Three kilos of phosphorous?
    Thank the Horned One this potion isn't for us."

    "Just to make the potion extra mean,
    I'll add in whatever the fuck that is that's green."

    "Hey you better clean up this mess!
    Or else for this I'll have you pressed!"

    "Now now, I'm quite surprised,
    Never has someone willingly been baptised,
    Welcome to the Dark One's guild,
    hope you don't mind having your skin grilled."

    "I guess you could add my tears too,
    since all my efforts are for nought,
    for the great Spaghetti Thief has been caught."
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  6. Tyle

    Tyle Phantasmal Quasar

    I hate to break it to you but
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    I put in a cup of the brew's content from the future. That I stole. Using time travel.
     
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  7. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    "Oh my, you stole?
    This guard wants to have a word with you,
    hope you like mining coal."
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  8. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    I think he lollygag'd too, that's a death row crime.
    I put in a holy chicken.
     
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  9. Tyle

    Tyle Phantasmal Quasar

    I dunk.
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    My face.
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    Into the brew.
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  10. Jake9039

    Jake9039 Pangalactic Porcupine

    I throw some gasoline onto the flame.
     
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  11. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    "In goes one whole chicken,
    with its blood the potion shall thicken!"

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    "...TY
    -nke you"
    "You spit out the gasoline,
    I spit the bars that are mean,"
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    "Check it."

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  12. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    I put in some of my machinery.
     
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  13. Waffle-Chan

    Waffle-Chan Guest

    *hands Witchy Witch a Sapphire gemstone and some Ichor*
     
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  14. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    "Unfortunately, I must intervene,
    if you plan on throwing in a machine.
    This is a brew of magic!
    Putting in science would be tragic."

    "Here we go, a sensible pick!
    Ichor, eh? Hope the gods don't see us as pricks."
     
  15. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

  16. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    I make lightning strike the cauldron (through solid stuff somehow).
    "I'm adding in electricity."
     
  17. Jake9039

    Jake9039 Pangalactic Porcupine

    I add a filled travel suitcase.
     
  18. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    "Adding magic to magic?
    but it blends together and makes it quite... camouflagic?"

    "Didn't even balk,
    your confidence is quite a shock."

    "Filled with what?"
    Trying to destroy my potion, you butt?"
     
  19. Jake9039

    Jake9039 Pangalactic Porcupine

    I add the chucklefish clash.
     
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  20. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

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