Chat Wilfrey's Maelstrom!

Please don't actually call her elfy though, she will get mad

 

elfy elfy elfy elfy elfy.
We here at this thread like making people angry

 

Well, Wilfrey Xenon knows this well. He does not care at all, lol.

 

Stop that. I'm not an elf!

 

Then why the pointy ears?

 

Try telling that to your ears

 

*walks in eating lettuce* Hey, wafs gon on here?[DOUBLEPOST=1450728914][/DOUBLEPOST]

 

Hey now! All Tóllin have ears like these. We had them long before your human "elves".

 

*Walks in casually, with a long flat cardboard box under his arm*
I have a package for a Miss Laurin Alkane. Is there anyone with that name here?

 

again, i feel like the guy who went to the bathroom and when he gets back everythings is different

 

An Alkane! Hey, I've seen an Alkane, it passed by not too long ago! I-it went, um, this way! Yeah, it went this way! follow me! *runs in a general direction*

 

Wait, what? Who had something for me?

 

Alright then, show the way. Nice club you have here. Mind if I sample some of the playlist?[DOUBLEPOST=1450730440][/DOUBLEPOST]

Are you Miss Alkane? I have a package here for you. Just sign here and it's yours.
*Hands over a clipboard with the conformation of receiving the order, including billing*

 

Yes, that's me. But I didn't order anything like that... *eyes the messenger and their box suspiciously*

 

*shakes the package delicately*
Sounds like...something flat. A cutting board maybe? Or a holotablet. Who knows, I'm just the courier.

 

?
is it a card?

 

Still.... *She examines the papers closely, hoping for some kind of clue to what's inside*

 

Just open it already, I want to know what's inside!

 

Still...does it happen to be your birthday today?

 

...Birthday?