Chat Wilfrey's Maelstrom!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Sir Wilfrey, Dec 19, 2015.

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Are you properly prepared? What did you bring, in futile hopes of survival?

  1. Memes, glorious memes!

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  2. I bring tidings of bacon and coffee!

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  3. Lol, what are you doing this time?

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  4. This isn't a bright idea, bro! (I know that fully well, but feel free to offer constructive crits)

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  5. I dunno... like.. some water, maybe?

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  6. I BRING PINEAPPLES, THE ONLY TRUE FOOD OF GODS.

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  1. Sir Wilfrey

    Sir Wilfrey Spaceman Spiff

    I'll tell you a Novakid word of advice for non-Novas. Bring a firesuit to a Novakid drinking game.[DOUBLEPOST=1450582494][/DOUBLEPOST]
    *If a star can cry, he's doing it right now*
     
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  2. Nibolas O Anelbozas

    Nibolas O Anelbozas Spaceman Spiff

    How much alcohol do you drink? just wondering...
     
  3. Sir Wilfrey

    Sir Wilfrey Spaceman Spiff

    None! Though it wouldn't do.... JACK shit to any Novakids, they don't have nor need kidneys.
     
  4. Firepaw Da Cat

    Firepaw Da Cat The Fluffy Cat

    Pfft, who needs one of those?
    I'm sure I would be fine
     
  5. Nibolas O Anelbozas

    Nibolas O Anelbozas Spaceman Spiff

    That makes sense actually. Being plasma has some advantages i guess
     
  6. Sir Wilfrey

    Sir Wilfrey Spaceman Spiff

    In fact, Novakid have been known to consume loads of flammable materials before combat, allowing for stunts like that on a massive scale.
     
  7. Nibolas O Anelbozas

    Nibolas O Anelbozas Spaceman Spiff

    Have you ever tried to work in a circus?
     
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  8. Sir Wilfrey

    Sir Wilfrey Spaceman Spiff

    No, but I think I'm hungry for some Turkey.
     
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  9. Firepaw Da Cat

    Firepaw Da Cat The Fluffy Cat

    He could work as a fire eater!
    And there would be no risk
     
  10. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    *Back it drinking the G&T* 'Cept maybe the fire hazard for everyone who's, you know, not fireproof.
     
  11. Nibolas O Anelbozas

    Nibolas O Anelbozas Spaceman Spiff

    If you think you're taunting me you're wrong. just because i'm avian doesn't mean that i can't eat avians, it's not like a human wouldn't eat a monkey in case need of food
     
  12. Sir Wilfrey

    Sir Wilfrey Spaceman Spiff

    Maybe some roasted cat as a side dish, just saying.[DOUBLEPOST=1450583267][/DOUBLEPOST]
    I'm hinting at eating YOU. And Avians are herbivores.
     
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  13. Kaede Grimwater

    Kaede Grimwater Existential Complex

    *sets up a disco ball and various multi-colored lights*
     
  14. Firepaw Da Cat

    Firepaw Da Cat The Fluffy Cat

    *Backs away slowly* Eheh, or maybe not?
     
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  15. Alkanthe

    Alkanthe Supernova

    *picks up Firepaw* Don't you dare.
     
  16. Sir Wilfrey

    Sir Wilfrey Spaceman Spiff

    Heheh. *Stares at the cat for a long moment* Of course not.
     
  17. Alkanthe

    Alkanthe Supernova

    *Stares back at Wilfrey, still unsure whether he's actually going to try something or not.*
     
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  18. Sir Wilfrey

    Sir Wilfrey Spaceman Spiff

    *Shifts nervously* What... whatcha looking for, Alley? I dunno why you look so uncertain.
     
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  19. Firepaw Da Cat

    Firepaw Da Cat The Fluffy Cat

    I would hope not, that would really suck for me if you did
     
  20. Alkanthe

    Alkanthe Supernova

    I don't know how I feel about you threatening your friends.
     
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