Chat Wilfrey's Maelstrom!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Sir Wilfrey, Dec 19, 2015.

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Are you properly prepared? What did you bring, in futile hopes of survival?

  1. Memes, glorious memes!

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  2. I bring tidings of bacon and coffee!

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  3. Lol, what are you doing this time?

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  4. This isn't a bright idea, bro! (I know that fully well, but feel free to offer constructive crits)

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  5. I dunno... like.. some water, maybe?

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  6. I BRING PINEAPPLES, THE ONLY TRUE FOOD OF GODS.

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  1. Kaede Grimwater

    Kaede Grimwater Existential Complex

    *mouth waters* Dr Pepper please.
     
    Kaede Grimwater, Dec 20, 2015
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  2. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    *Places the 2% carton back in the cooler and shuts the lid, then slaps the bar, causing a glass to eject upward out of the bar, landing upright on the bartop. Pours the skim milk into the glass, and slides the glass to Firepaw.* Enjoy.

    *Grabs a second glass, fills it with Dr Pepper from the fountain, and slides it to Kaede.*
     
    Roland Weiss, Dec 20, 2015
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  3. Sir Wilfrey

    Sir Wilfrey Spaceman Spiff

    *Raises hand from across the bar, writing feverishly* Yo! A coffee for the Nova, by chance? As pure black as you can get it would be awesome!
     
    Sir Wilfrey, Dec 20, 2015
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  4. Firepaw Da Cat

    Firepaw Da Cat The Fluffy Cat

    Uh, can I get this in a bowl instead please?
    It would be much easier for me to drink it that way. If I try to drink it like this I would need to shove my head in the cup
     
    Firepaw Da Cat, Dec 20, 2015
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  5. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    Hang on. *Pulls out a multi-purpose coffee maker/cappuccino machine and places it on the bar, setting a mug under the spout* Drip or espresso?
    *With a shrug, hands a bowl to Firepaw.*
     
    Roland Weiss, Dec 20, 2015
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  6. Kaede Grimwater

    Kaede Grimwater Existential Complex

    thanks roland. *sips the Dr Pepper with glee*
     
    Kaede Grimwater, Dec 20, 2015
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  7. Firepaw Da Cat

    Firepaw Da Cat The Fluffy Cat

    Thanks!
    *Happily starts drinking milk from bowl*
     
    Firepaw Da Cat, Dec 20, 2015
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  8. Sir Wilfrey

    Sir Wilfrey Spaceman Spiff

    Espresso, my man!
     
    Sir Wilfrey, Dec 20, 2015
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  9. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    *Pours some finely ground coffee into the machine, taps a couple buttons, then with a hiss and a cloud of steam, the machine fills the mug, which is brought to Sir Wilfrey.*
     
    Roland Weiss, Dec 20, 2015
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  10. Nibolas O Anelbozas

    Nibolas O Anelbozas Spaceman Spiff

    How do you even drink ?
     
    Nibolas O Anelbozas, Dec 20, 2015
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  11. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    With one's mouth, one would assume.
     
    Roland Weiss, Dec 20, 2015
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  12. Firepaw Da Cat

    Firepaw Da Cat The Fluffy Cat

    I have a question for you, how do Avians drink?
    You have no lips!
     
    Firepaw Da Cat, Dec 20, 2015
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  13. Sir Wilfrey

    Sir Wilfrey Spaceman Spiff

    Greatly appreciated!

    *With a moment of hesitation at the question, he glances at the mug, lift it to his glasses, and opens a hole in his face where a mouth would normally be. A hellish fire seems to leak from the gaping maw as he throws the beverage down, increasing the fire as he does so*
     
    Sir Wilfrey, Dec 20, 2015
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  14. Alkanthe

    Alkanthe Supernova

    *suddenly is alerted to SO MUCH HAPPENING since she knew last* ...Am I prone to narcolepsy?
     
    Alkanthe, Dec 20, 2015
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  15. Nibolas O Anelbozas

    Nibolas O Anelbozas Spaceman Spiff

    Birds don't have lips and they don't die of dehydration either. we pour small sips into our beaks u-u
     
    Nibolas O Anelbozas, Dec 20, 2015
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  16. Firepaw Da Cat

    Firepaw Da Cat The Fluffy Cat

    Yes.
    I've been sitting here on you legs this whole time
     
    Firepaw Da Cat, Dec 20, 2015
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  17. Nibolas O Anelbozas

    Nibolas O Anelbozas Spaceman Spiff

    [​IMG] By kluex wings...
     
    Nibolas O Anelbozas, Dec 20, 2015
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  18. Sir Wilfrey

    Sir Wilfrey Spaceman Spiff

    *He glances your way with what could only be a huge grin, and burps a mighty roar, throwing hot, flaming plasma in a wide arc, amazingly not igniting anything* 'Scuse me.
     
    Sir Wilfrey, Dec 20, 2015
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  19. Firepaw Da Cat

    Firepaw Da Cat The Fluffy Cat

    *Looks over in amazement* Woooow, that's pretty cool actually!
     
    Firepaw Da Cat, Dec 20, 2015
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  20. Alkanthe

    Alkanthe Supernova

    Well I can't say I'm too fond of Novakid now, if I ever was.
     
    Alkanthe, Dec 20, 2015
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