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Why are the USCM building a superweapon?

Discussion in 'Starbound Discussion' started by Hawk Novablast, Dec 4, 2014.

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  1. DukeOfRiven

    DukeOfRiven Giant Laser Beams

    I seem to recall that the second one corrected that problem and still manged to do poorly... and as I recall, wasn't the prototype driven into a star?
     
  2. Heartstrings

    Heartstrings Giant Laser Beams

    I think the second one just made the vent a whole lot bigger and added guns and a door.
     
  3. DukeOfRiven

    DukeOfRiven Giant Laser Beams

    It also failed to blow up even one planet, which casts only further shade upon the model.
     
  4. Hawk Novablast

    Hawk Novablast Black Hole Surfer

    Hey don't worry guys, any shaft related problems have been dealt with!

    Hurry up and get that fixed!
     
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  5. Heartstrings

    Heartstrings Giant Laser Beams

    Might want to reconsider your language or you're gonna get the shaft.
    :iswydt:
     
  6. genesis_mk.3

    genesis_mk.3 Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    or maybe the weapon won't destroy the earth- maybe it will just termiante the monster?
     
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  7. MysticMalevolence

    MysticMalevolence Oxygen Tank

    Alderan testifies otherwise.
    Quickly, quickly! Take aim of that planet!
     
  8. Demos_Tex

    Demos_Tex Orbital Explorer

    The rest of the universe is blocking USCM's view of Venus. They're simply searching for a stockpile of missing Illudium Pu-36 explosive space modulators last seen in the possession of a very rascally rabbit.

    Everyone knows that you can't have planet-shattering kabooms without explosive space modulators.
     
  9. Heartstrings

    Heartstrings Giant Laser Beams

    Nor can you have earth-shattering kabooms.
     
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  10. Matanui3

    Matanui3 Phantasmal Quasar

    Humans love them some superweapons.
     
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  11. Colaymorak

    Colaymorak Big Damn Hero

    It's kind of humanity's hat

    Florans have sssssstabbing, hylotle have being hated by everyone, glitch have that medieval-stassis thing, and humans have weapons of planet-destroying magnitude!
     
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  12. Heartstrings

    Heartstrings Giant Laser Beams

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  13. Ghostface711

    Ghostface711 Void-Bound Voyager

    they were most likely trying to build it up when they heard of the ruin
    they all feared that he would return so they started building a weapon to prevent the ruin from attacking the earth
     
  14. Jilly Bob the Third

    Jilly Bob the Third Star Wrangler

    To shoot me with or because they sick of me chanting LEEDLE LEEDLE lee
     
  15. Jonesy

    Jonesy Sarif's Attack Kangaroo Forum Moderator

    Thread necros are only accepted if the thread is still relevant and the necro itself is on-topic. While the latter is true, this thread is several years out of date, and is referring to content now removed from the game. Please read the dates on these sorts of threads, and think before bringing them back.
     
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