Why are the USCM building a superweapon?

Super weapon? I was never informed of this...........

 

Informed. The glitch are already informed of the humans plans. Secure. We know of your intended target and have no fear of what you plan to do with it. Ominous. For now.

 

Maybe the guys who are building it are obsessed with Star Wars and thought it would be cool to own a death star. Little do they know of my GALAXY OF DEATH STARS!!!!! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!! AHAHAHA- *static*

 

This is why nerds are not allowed to be military commanders.

 

Whoops, sorry about that

*resigns*

 

Trust me. When you're waiting for an update and you've got lots of spare time and resources, you can bring up things more than just a moon. And with a help of friends, you can rise up a whole Republic.

*poke, poke* Beatrice

But anyway, pretty damn sure USCM is just building a moon.

 

> Moon

Probably a Battle Moon, or an Ark to bring Humanity?

 

No, just a moon.

 

Exactly. Just a moon. Move along, move along.

 

Even if USCM was up to something, We have designed a perfect weapon, able to out stand any threat!



Muahaha.

 

I mean, after Earth's moon was devoured by the tentacle beast (I assume), the humans didn't want to loose the history of it forever. But that requires a second moon.
The USCM newmoon comes with it's own slot for the American flag, authentic footprints, and even the rest of the recording studio impressions from the lead weight and feather experiment!

(Delta Omicron VIII? A very good choice for a test fire.)

 

Oh that's easy to destroy.

 

uhh At what point have Humans not been working on the next 'superweapon'? This is kinda our thing.

 

Yeah good point.. silly hoominz with their giant planet-sized death machines!

 

Well, there was that period of time back in 9875 B.C.E... oh wait, that was the year we discovered fire. Yep, you're right.

 

Floran doesn't need superweapon,just needs good pay and a few bombs.No one will live to tell of who hired floran.Just joking...In case,to find Floran search for the ship made of bones and flesh that somehow flies.

(Floran means that if humans let him gather more specimens for agarand prison and maybe a planet,he will work free.Also,he wants a penguin.No questions.)

 

So... The Exterminatus shall begin.

 

Brilliant idea - they have, of course, proven themselves to be just so capable in the field.

 

Those idiots had better come up with a proper ventilation shaft for the core. Hey, you know what could have stopped that missile dead in it's tracks?
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