Which slime would you like to see as a marriage candidate??

Because of course everyone has their favorite slimes that they want to see!

You have the generic green slime, the frost jelly, the red ooze, the purple slime, the black slime, the yellow slime, and let's not forget the Big Slimes, they deserve consideration too! So, which slime would you most want to date??

"place all blame on Borodin and Lilliput for this thread, it was their back-and-forth which inspired me to write this"

 

I think we can all agree this is thread of great importance to the community.

And I will answer you when you let me know what the flavour of each slime is.

 

Gotta go with the purple ones, cuz "snozzberries taste like snozzberries!"

 

The big ones, because you could climb all up inside and get blobbed around town.

 

There are also transparent slimes! The mines (Floors 42-79) https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Slimes

Well I'll say which flavors I expect them to be perhaps other people have better ideas.

Green slime - Aloe (not like the sugary the drink but the very bitter gel inside the leaf)
Yellow slime - Lemon, lime, and honey
Frost jelly - Minty maybe wintergreen, it's rolling around a lot picking up other flavors so maybe even more on the rootbeer side of things.
Red ooze - Cinnamon with some capsaicin.
Purple sludge - I thought they might taste like metal but Stryder87 did mention snozzberries that's a difficult point to argue with.
Black slime - Charcoal like a burnt burger a little licorice too.
Special Black/Transparent Slime - Probably not much like anything maybe maple sap before it's concentrated.

 

Kind of like a hamster ball... I can see that being fun, actually.

 

I imagine it going something like this.

 

One day out killing slimes and then this happens.

 

Black. Because as a fashion accessory--as my wife would tell you--it goes with everything.

 

Once you go black (slime), you never go back.

 

Without knowing anything about their personalities, all I have to go on is aesthetics at this point and the only distinguishing feature is their colour. If I ask myself "Assume your average attractive sci-fi alien species. What would be my favourite skin colour, out of the corresponding slime colours?"
Answer: Purple, without a doubt. Might be purple even if I could pick any colour.
So, with that in mind, purple slime it is.

 

Green, so my slime partner can hide in the grass away from the jealous spouse I just divorced.

 

Slime lives matter?

 

Red Slime for me, because it looks spicy. Especially if I wanted pepper poppers and ran out of peppers. LOL

 

There's something wrong with that... not sure what it is... but I'm certain something is wrong there....

 

A distinguishing feature you miss is strength. A jealous purple slime could quite handily kill you in your sleep. Green slimes, not so much. I'd keep that slime charmer ring on if I was you.

 

I have to say, I'm surprised at the number of responses here! I did this kind of as a joke because of some things that Borodin and Lilliput were saying in another thread, and seeing so many responses to it is encouraging!

While a jealous green slime might not be able to kill you, they could still make life real uncomfortable...always remember to keep that slime charmer ring on...and if you don't have one...BEWARE THE SLIME REVOLUTION!

 

Whatever are you doing to make your slime jealous? Been seen with a jello dessert or some pudding, have you? You should know not to give gifts to green algae, that always makes your slime jealous...

We've got an entire multi-page thread just for slimy antics and you didn't think they'd be a popular topic? Tch.

 

I don't think we can agree on that at all.

 

What could be wrong about killing slimes and eating them. I wouldn't eat the spouse only the kids. LMAO just kidding.