What's The Most Saltiest Thing That Has Ever Happened To You In A Video Game?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by machupichu18, Feb 16, 2015.

  1. IJustWantTheModsBrah

    IJustWantTheModsBrah Orbital Explorer

    It's so disgustingly sexual and salty on the NA server. If the NA setver is like that,I can't imagine the LA server... Dear god,the salt..
     
  2. Rgbunpro

    Rgbunpro Cosmos Killer

    I hate it when people demand voice chat or skype and I'm like "Why I don't know you." And then they're like "Well fuck you then." Makes me super salty.
     
  3. ZAYABUCKET

    ZAYABUCKET Spaceman Spiff

    Castle Crashers, insane mode troll boss. There are so many enemies that all hit you in rapid succession that you literally are incapable of doing anything & your health drops to zero within seconds.
     
  4. IJustWantTheModsBrah

    IJustWantTheModsBrah Orbital Explorer

    Transformice LA server. Salt extraordinaire.
     
  5. BloodyFingers

    BloodyFingers The End of Time

    I have played very few MMOs in my life, for a very short time. It was not until I bought a Xbox One and Destiny that I would dedicate myself to an online experience.

    My word, how do you people even manage it? I was playing this strike on my own, because Destiny's matchmaking is rubbish, and after a few tries I finally got past one hard as brass balls miniboss.
    And then my connection gave out and I lost all progress. Is this sort of thing what online players had to put up with all this time? I swear, my arteries couldn't possibly handle this much sodium chloride on a daily basis.
     
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  6. LilyV3

    LilyV3 Master Astronaut

    Windforge's physics.
     
  7. Derpislav

    Derpislav Big Damn Hero

    People who do nothing in Unturned but sit on their pile of guns in their floating, physics-breaking base and snipe all naked freshly-spawned players they can see. And their bases are located so they can easily see 1/3 of the spawnpoints on the map.
    These people don't care that you're unarmed and as butt-naked as one can be, you're a free kill. This, for obvious reasons, makes me obsess over hunting them.
    The ones that aren't cheating usually die very, very fast - and then the rant about how you've brought dishonor to your family by killing them begins. Quite often they start spamming "ADMIN".


    When it turned out that the A-10 Thunderbolt is not going to fly with the current physic model in From The Depths (rotating the jets 9 degrees, like they are in real life, does help stability, but cripples lift), unless I move the engines down to the center of mass and lose the distinctive aesthetics.


    When I bring any of my friends to an RP server and they murder half of it as soon as I turn my attention to something.
     
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  8. LOL BALL

    LOL BALL Existential Complex

    This is why I never join PvP servers in that game.
     
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  9. Katkill

    Katkill Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Mount&Blade Warband/With Fire and Sword. Sooner or later I'll accidentally run into 6 or 8 enemy lords with over 100-200 soldiers in each army, and this usually ends up in a massacre for both sides. If I'll lose then every single vassal of my own kingdom will say "lol i herd that some guy beat u up xddddd". Comes from a guy who lost countless battles against tiny armies, gets knocked out almost immediately because he blindly charges into enemy lines and spends most of his time being imprisoned. Salty suicidal vassals. It's not even multiplayer.

    Also siege battles in M&B WFAS. Everything is cleared out but the overly complicated siege ladder technology is too much for my units, so they will get stuck. Sometimes one enemy will spawn behind the invisible wall and AI won't be able to figure out what to do. They'll just stand there and yell at each other. You'll have to Rambo mode all of your enemies, and if you don't have any ranged weapons then it's over. Run away from one guy who is protected by the invisible wall or use cheats.
    This can be mildly annoying sometimes.
     
  10. WATERTHOOOOOSSEE

    WATERTHOOOOOSSEE Phantasmal Quasar

    Since minecraft counts,my best friend destroying my island for himself is one of my salt bags

    Edit: More saltbags being sold right here!

    1.Demetrius asking for a melon right when i sold mine.
    2.Getting trash,10 trash in a row,seriously.
    3.More friends stealing from me in other games

    the others are too salty to sell,sorry.
     
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  11. Corraidhín

    Corraidhín Supernova

    lol last night I sold a cauliflower and bloody Jone, Jane or whatever was asking me for one... took forever to grow another >w< then while fishing a treasure chest poped up, fish went to it, I was about to catch it along with the fish and then it moved...
     
  12. newcomer3

    newcomer3 Big Damn Hero

    NUCLEAR. THRONE. LI'L HUNTER. FUCK.
     
  13. WATERTHOOOOOSSEE

    WATERTHOOOOOSSEE Phantasmal Quasar

    This thread gave me UTI
     
  14. Jonesy

    Jonesy Sarif's Attack Kangaroo Forum Moderator

    Nobody cares what's happening in your pants, mate. It's off-topic.
     
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  15. LOL BALL

    LOL BALL Existential Complex

    I hardly ever make it past him.
    I probably only ever got passed him 4 or 5 times. He keeps landing on me. It's usually the other enemies that get me killed.
    Hammerhead is a great way to deal with that though.
     
  16. Lava Cake

    Lava Cake Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Playing Burnout Paradise, barely in the lead, when a civilian car comes out of God-knows where and decides to ruin my day. Can't think of any other time I feel so angry at a game. Even worse when DJ Whatshisface decides to mock you after losing.
     
  17. WATERTHOOOOOSSEE

    WATERTHOOOOOSSEE Phantasmal Quasar

    Something very salty happened to me today.

    I BLEW UP MY CHESTS UPON WAKING UP CUZ OF THE DAM SLINGSHIT
     
  18. Corraidhín

    Corraidhín Supernova

    what? how do you even blow something up with a ... whatever that is
     
  19. hatakesans

    hatakesans Subatomic Cosmonaut

    My saltiest ever moment in a game was in Dark Souls. Trying to beat Ornstein and Smough made me throw my controller, something i never typically do and now I now have PTSD whenever i hear their theme song.
     
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  20. LOL BALL

    LOL BALL Existential Complex

    Try fighting them alone in NG+.
     

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