What would you do if you were turned into a floran

I would hide, but what would you do?

 

It not eassssy being greeeeen.

 

i had a feeling that ssomeone would ssay that

 

Photosynthesize, I suppose.

 

Preach about Floran rights as not all of us are savages, or just chill.

 

Look at the mirror and admire how fabulousssssss I look!

 

I'd probably eat a salad and call it cannibalism.

 

Eat this thread.

 

forgot to add something to my list, more sleep like usual.

 

Plant myself in the ground to grow a clone army of me and take over the world.

 

Erm.... I don't think that's how it works....

 

You're right, the Florans wouldn't limit themselves to 'just' one world.

 

That's..... not what I meant....

 

You'll have to elaborate for usss new Floransss.

 

"ssigh" im going to have to sstop you aren't i?

 

I'll be glad to.... bring in the weedkiller if needed... or a flamethrower preferably...

 

Yesss, give in to the Floran ssside.

 

I wouldn't call it that, after all, it's not stabbing, more like a sadistic lust for killing those who deserve it, such as bandits and CULTISTS.

 

It'sss a good ssstart.