what would you do if you turned into your main starbound character?

To stop this chain of rather *Ehem* Lewd comments, I shall tell what I would do.
I would probably start an architectural business that I would aim to make galaxy renowned, then once I had a fair amount of pixels, I would retire. Who knows? I might even go and make my lifelong goal of snogging a Floran without massive face munching a reality.

 

I doubt the replies will stop, though, I must admit you have the plan of an old man.
... That's not offensive, right?

 

Eat a banana.

 

Yeah, I'll stop the lewdness before someone has a nosebleed. Unless someone starts it up again.

 

You have figured out the meaning of life, no?

 

Starbound pr0n. Oops, did I say that out loud?

 

Not at all. I very much acknowledge that I'm not exactly the most exciting Starbound player you ever did see. I much prefer building over fighting, and what I listed is probably what I would do should I become my character.
And hey, at least I would naturally live to be an old man. With the way things usually end up for you adventurers, you're lucky that all those cloning machines exist.

 

You should have seen that coming. When you ask for trouble, trouble is what you get

 

Well, your reply is much more exciting than "Eat a banana," and, "Make a crafting table." So you got that goin' for ya.

 

it wasn't a "you're dumb" facepalm, it's a "oh you" facepalm.

 

Close the game and install mods.

 

You're going to have to specify those mods. My brain is still in the 'lewd' section of this thread.

 

Sit in my spaceship and troll the forums.

 

Oh dear.

 

And then get banned by whatever supreme entity acts as admin. C'thulhu for example.

 

reproduce with a human female that i would find a lot, because i want a army!
totally not lewd meant or anythign..

 

Tier 11 content is unlocked by constructing and posting garbage on the forum. Supposedly the moderator that gets spawned drops great loot, but nobody knows for sure.

 

That black text... aghgh, my eyes.