what would you do if you turned into your main starbound character?

dont worry im not the clingy kinda latex, im smooth (and squeaky and shiny) ^>^

 

Since I play as a Hylotl, swim in the sea for days on end exploring every nook and cranny of the ocean, all while grabbing unsuspecting victims for...science... yea, science!!!!

 

So basically, like getting grappled by Hakan.

 

>Be Floran
>Floran isss hungry
>Travel miles to JJ's (A kickass restaurant in CA, as far as I can tell.)
>Enroll in 2-pound burger challenge
>Instantly devour hamburger and chug two gallons of chocolate shake with enough fury to put the US in debt hundreds of times over.
>Florans have appetites that rival the state of the economy
>Burger is free when winning challenge
>Ask for seconds

 

nu im not gooey latex >3< (most of the time)

wat

 

what kinda science? ;3

 

I'm guessing you've never played Street Fighter 4.

Hakan is this big Turkish oil wrestler dude that looks like he's made out of red rubber, and has grapples that involve wrapping his arms around you and squeezing you so tight you go flying. Complete with comical Sqqqeeeeaaak-POP sound effects.

Funny character. Still not as funny as Dan or El Fuerte though.

 

heh lol il look into him

 

I imagine you kidnapping my young-looking avatar... FOR SCIENCE!

 

Maaaybe. Also, I wouldn't have a fellow human crewmember with me...

 

One of us. One of us....

Also anyone else think this would be a good chat thread?

 

No.

 

Your a tentacle wrangler. Why not?

We too sane for you?

 

I, for one, am enjoying reading what potential exploits people would have should the transformation happen!

 

hah imagine how cool if cyberspy and noble pidgeon are actualy twins who were adopted by different people from different places and now they are meeting after so many years

 

Maybe thats why I hear audience laughter when I'm alone.

Anyways if we are twins @Noble Pigeon lets get things clear.

I'm the handsome one and your the pigeon.

 

Now on topic (nuuuuuuuu)

Raise your hand if you would be a mass murderer just like your Starbound character.

*Raises all the hands*

 

I'm not a murderer! (yet)

 

Orlly