Hi there! I'm PvPenguin. Some people may know me. Those people are my relatives. But anyway... Where was I?... Hi there! I'm PvPenguin.
I'm sorry, I do not understand, Why you come here, rhymes at hand, A simple welcome would suffice, With no need of cookies to entice, I shall sadly have to decline your offer, For I have no baked goods in my coffer, Please think next time not to ask, To be rewarded for a simple task.
Sometimes you just have to take the leap! Your clever answer makes me glad, while the lack of cookies makes me sad. I offer greetings free of charge, hoping you will ignore a demand so large! So be welcome PVPenguin to this place, I look forward to Starbounding with you in space!
Wow, my welcoming will now look inferior. Thanks, S. Anyhow, welcome to our wonderful community, PvPenguin!
Even a few words coming from a fellow animal means a lot! After all, there aren't many of us that can type English. Hard to press the right keys, Y'know? If you like, I'll rhyme for you too, For such a welcome it's the least I can do, I just hope you won't find me too evil or Scary, Most people see me and tend to be wary, They avoid me, they shun me, they shove me away, They run and desert me when I ask them to play, They look at my knife and run for their lives, They grab hold of their children and run to their wives, But I've never once tried to make someone dead, I just carry my knife for my Jam and Bread.
Your welcome is clearly much greater than mine, you required no unneeded fine! Shark is a great fellow, the best of the best! He makes the best posts and is quick with a jest!
I've observed your behavior and I really must say, You seem quite innocuous, you joined only to play, People have no need to be scared or afraid, That object you carry is not a true blade, It is, quite simply, a small butter knife, I don't understand why it causes such strife, PvPenguin is friendly, he's really quite nice, He offers rhymes freely with no need for a price, He only desires his Jam and Bread, Never once has he tried to take someones head!
Thread renamed: PvPenguin recites poetry Why do we rhyme when we could just talk, About pretty colors, or sidewalk chalk. Or maybe about who your are, Coming in from a land afar. Now everything i say will have to rhyme, So here have a cookie......... ............................... .............................. Of mine. MOM! I WROTE POETRY!
But rhyming provides an incredible chance, To think and digest what we dismiss at a glance, If you choose not to rhyme none of us will judge, For it would be frivolous to hold such a grudge, Should you choose, however, to expand and rhyme, I think you would find it a wonderful way to spend time, It is quite rewarding and leads to much joy, To rhyme and chime in with such a method of employ.
I must find a rhyme. Or else I can't chime in. for without a rhyme. I'll look like an idiot. (now to find a way to fix this.) Let's see, rhyme, Chime! In? what rhymes with in? maybe a jinn? another rhyme, I need to look creative, err, here, have a dime! Almost done, does ANYTHING rhyme with idiot? Oh, hey! that works I guess. Wait! I need to do the () too?! let's see, well, you get my bless. No! Don't do another one! Ow, now what rhymes with one, sun? Fezzik! Are there rocks ahead? if there are, we'll all be dead.
i want to rhyme too but er i dont have a clue noting comes to mind duuu you all seem kind this took my five minutes i dont think ill win it i looked up what rymed why do i waste my time....
