What space station job would you have?

Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo-Monster Heal heal heal heal...

 

If I can have any job on a space station, I'd be the guy who secretly kills everyone on an annual basis, but was the least suspected member of the ship.

 

I'd be the Shark that they captured on a planet and have to keep in the basement because I'm way too dangerous. I'll escape one day. Then you'll be sorry.

 

I'd be the one in charge of keeping the birth rate up.

 

Your words may have different meanings depending on the species that you wish to keep the birth rate up....

 

I wonder what would Starbound actually be like if there was an economy built into the game with jobs like the ones listed before. I think it'd be interesting to see how it'd work but ultimately not very fun. Who wants to go into a video game to work another job? Not me.

 

I listed murderer as a potential job. That can work, but I hope I can find out who he/she is mighty quickly.

 

I just want to be the crazy guy standing on the box yelling... The End is coming!!! Repent!!! lol j/k

 

I'd be the token red shirt guy who is always working at the console/station that typically explodes whenever a ship comes under attack, or the guy who gets gunned down first when the station is boarded.

I've got a PHD in Dying Tragically, a Doctorate in Ragdolling and am working on my Bachelor's Degree in Performing the Wilheim Scream, so I'd be ideally suited to the job.

Edit: Damnation, seems that position is already covered. I suppose I could always get a part time job in Being the Decking.

 

exactly ;D

Which can be just as fun!

 

Every team has that beady eyed intense guy no one knows what to think of. Everyone thinks he's pretty cool because he has this aura of mystery surrounding him. Why is he so intense? He must be a tortured soul... I wonder what kind of things he's had to do in the past.

Then it turns out the guy is a lunatic. His grip on sanity fading over all those years. Now he's an axe wielding, tongue wagging psycopath screaming LULULULULULULULULULULULU(!) when charging into the battlefield.

But every now and then, he'd surprise the team with a profound statement. Making them think that... maybe.. just maybe... he's not insane after all. Then, LULULULULULULULULULU! Yup. He's nuts.

That would be me. I'm not sure what you would call that job.

 

LULULULULULUL is a wierd battle cry

 

Gotta imagine the tongue wagging there. Think... Patrick Star from Spongebob Squarepants.

 

so you are an adventurer?...

 

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Yes. But a very specific type of one I guess.

That, or an animal splicer. Gotta make Dodo birds appear in this game somehow.

 

Eccentric Crusader.

 

Jobs I'd want to grab:
- System Engineer
- Trader/Merchant
- Prospector

 

That guy who sits in the dark corner with the blinds closed and the door locked and the air conditioning on with the computer and doesn't talk to anyone and just fixes the ship and other misc computer stuff.

Wait a second... DON'T I KNOW YOU FROM SKYPE?

 

Where's the charming tech guy who always re-routing things and always says stuff like, "I can fix it, but it'll take time." But when something goes terribly wrong he's the one who goes into danger to save the rest of the crew and ends up dying in the process... I want that guy on my team!!!

 

The captain. Like I'm kinda supposed to be.