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what is your favourite item and why is it cell materia?

Discussion in 'Starbound Discussion' started by Cell Materia, Mar 1, 2014.

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true or false

  1. cell materia is love

    20 vote(s)
    48.8%
  2. cell materia is life

    21 vote(s)
    51.2%
  1. Cell Materia

    Cell Materia Cosmic Narwhal

    let me know what your fevrit item($) in starbound is and why why manti

    mine is cell materia because i've never laughed at an item in a game so hard before. its description, its name and its uslessness
    pls devs. never change this item. it is my life, my soul, my god.
     
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  2. Exxil3d

    Exxil3d Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    If I say cell materia will you stop burning the orphanages?
     
  3. The | Suit

    The | Suit Agent S. Forum Moderator

    Your wrong - the best item in the game is Perfectly Generic Item.
    The Green Cube - Rules all.

    Bow down to the Cube.

    Code:
    [LIST]
    [*]Strength is irrelevant. Resistance is futile.
    [*]Negotiation is irrelevant. You will be assimilated.
    [*]Freedom is irrelevant. Self-determination is irrelevant.
    [*]You must comply.
    [*]A neural transceiver is required for maximum communication,
    [*]we will work as one mind.
    [*]We are the Cube. Resistance as you know it is over. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.
    [*]You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
    [*]You will become one with the Cube.
    [*]You will all become one with the Cube.
    [*]Why do you resist?
    [*]We only wish to raise quality of life for all species.
    [*]I am Locutus, of Cube. Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service us.
    [*]I am the beginning, the end, the one who is many
    [*]You are an imperfect being, created by an imperfect being.
    [*]Human. We used to be exactly like them. Flawed, weak, organic. But we evolved to include the synthetic. Now we use both to attain perfection.
    [*]Brave words. I've heard them before, from thousands of species across thousands of worlds, since long before you were created, but now, they are all Cube.
    [*]Cube do not consider giving technology away, only assimilating it.
    [*]When a drone is damaged beyond repair, it is discarded, but its memories continue to exist in the collective consciousness. To use a human term, the Cube is immortal.
    [/LIST]
    
     
    Last edited: Mar 1, 2014
  4. Uxt

    Uxt Star Wrangler

    Not sure if OP is trying to tell us something... *scratches chin*

    I have a stack of cell materia and about 200 of those cell thingies you find in slime biomes. NPC's are all, "Disdain. You've shown the same snot cell materia joke so many times." but what do they know? They aren't self-aware. Psshh.

    Perfectly Generic Item(s) ARE FISH! FISHESSSESSSssssSsssseessssss.

    Hoarding my cell materia in the hopes I can build my future pets. Or make my own hot Floran wife. Giggity.
     
  5. Hard Drive

    Hard Drive Big Damn Hero

    cell materia can be used to make 3 things according to wiki
    my fav item is pixel
    because pixel is made of pixels.. made of pixels! aahhhh!
     
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  6. Sadron

    Sadron Ketchup Robot

    Is there a mod that blocks cell materia and hard monster shells or whatever from dropping? I'm tired of tossing this useless garbage.
     
  7. Kahzel

    Kahzel Big Damn Hero

    Cell Matter > Cell Materia

    Nothing's more important than a double T.
     
  8. Exxil3d

    Exxil3d Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    BLASPHEMY
     
  9. Cell Materia

    Cell Materia Cosmic Narwhal

    no i am an adult i can do what i want
    hey guys look, Kahzel wants the T
    roflololololo just like there will never be a working quadruped pony mod
    i'm hoping one day to use it to build myself a new life

    pro-tip: perfectly generic item is actually just a gateau made out of cell materia.
     
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  10. Exxil3d

    Exxil3d Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    so cell materia is made into french cake, and if cell materia is god and the french can cook god does that make french more goddy gods?
     
  11. Jonesy

    Jonesy Sarif's Attack Kangaroo Forum Moderator

    It has just occurred to me that I don't actually know what cell materia is. That's what you get for not playing the game since December.
     
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  12. Awesomized

    Awesomized Oxygen Tank

    dirt.

    because dirt no hurt.
     
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  13. Exxil3d

    Exxil3d Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Dirt hurt me.
    [​IMG]
     
  14. Awesomized

    Awesomized Oxygen Tank

    Okay, I take away my statement.
     
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  15. Cell Materia

    Cell Materia Cosmic Narwhal

    oh llaAAWDY THAT REMIND ME OF WHEN THEM FELLAS IN OLD CARTONS WOULD ROLL DOWN A SNOWY HILL
     
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  16. Dust

    Dust Giant Laser Beams

    Oh yes there will be, give it time. One will come I guarantee it. I would bet everything I own on this.
     
  17. Uxt

    Uxt Star Wrangler

    Oh dear sweet Kluex, reading the posts after mine in this thread just made me shoot cell materia out my nose.
     
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  18. OmniGeoff

    OmniGeoff Weight of the Sky

    I once was a cell materia like you. But then I took an evolution to the knee.
     
  19. Grimmturd

    Grimmturd Cosmic Narwhal

    That looks like "dirt hug you."
    I recommend a dirt hug on the daily.
    Lots of minerals.
     
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  20. Ramus73

    Ramus73 Starship Captain

    Isn't Cell Materia a Final Fantasy reference?
    Anyway this is my favourite item cos it made me chuckle
    poopwhacker.jpg
     

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