What is the first thing you will do in the world of StarBound?

probably spawn :catface2:

 

I know I'll make five alts.

 

Make a base on my home planet dedicated to cats!

 

<if new computer is ready>
1. Go on Steam and download.
2. Get angry at 2.5 KB/s download rate from everyone downloading at once.
3. Play Terraria.

<if new computer is not ready>
1. Go on Steam and download.
2. Watch as Linux edition downloads at a 62 Holyfucktons/s (if Starbound's Linux edition is diffrent from Windows/Mac, if not see the the 2. above)
3. Proceed to play Starbound.
4. Through legitimate means or otherwise attack a threat level 100 Planet and see what happens.

 

Hagahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha....Hah.

 

Awesome, I'm in, but only if I can wear my rape boots and we can take my chester van. Just imagine all the orphan seals we can load up in the back of that thing!!! Just don't pile them on the moldy couch I keep in the back along with the lava lamp hooked up to a barely charged car battery.

 

Go to level 100 planet. Die. Laugh and cry at how funny the mobs look. Go to Level 2 Planet. Fail to defeat boss. Defeat boss with friends. Have fun with friends. Build dick tower. Etc etc

 

Drown.

 

This is exactly why I'm trying NOT to be a prophet. I really suck in predictions of any kind. "What will the world looks like in 1000 years? ....in 100 years? ...in 10 years? ... next year?" Well, for the next time, I'll just say "I don't know".
I've tried to be as realistic as possible. Even so, I was TOTALLY wrong. Since the game is already out, I can tell what was the first thing I did.
I beamed down and well.... I died
Then I tried again and again and again all with the same result. Seems that everything is placed there for the purpose of killing me. I must have died more then dozen times within first few minutes. On a plus side, the Starbound teached me an important lesson of life. That it is usually the best to kill everything on the spot, before it kills you When I started playing, I was peaceful and innocent and idealistic. The same like when I was 5, watching Star Trek TNG, I wanted to seek out new life and new civilisations, to boldly go, where no man has gone before. Now I really can't understand, how the Federation could have made it into on of the most powerfull forces in their universe. I have a possibility to respawn. They don't.

Now, this is NOT a moaning. At least I have been right in one prediction. That I will enjoy this game a lot. I have died twice a minute for the first few minutes, and I have totally enjoyed that

EDIT: Hm, "I have enjoyed to die". Well that sounds creepy