then i would post my answer after you. what if everything was made of food? what if our universe is one that exists because someone wanted to see a universe where everything was made of stuff they can eat?
Then we'd all be sapient plants apparently. Fighting the zombie apocalypse perhaps, with our peas, cabbages and melons? What if Starbound's Ruin happened today?
I think the rednecks would taunt the tornadoes then get killed by stray trees/planks because it doesn't extend to other stuff. What if Dutch was a superpower?