What if?

Plants would become the equivalent of cars in terms of air pollution (they use CO2 and spit out O2).

What if video games were real?

 

They are.

What if I could summon waffle demons?

 

Then everyone will be possesed by waffle.

What if the herbivore turns in to carnivore and the carnivore turns in to herbivore?

 

Then the t-rex would be at a major evolutionary disadvantage.
what if I made the backwards joke three times Semit eerht ekoj sdrawkcab eht edam I fi tahw?

 

Then I will record it, and play it backward.

What if the table is our chair and our chair is the table?

 

Then all our food would be on its ass.

What if food was alive?

 

Then we will live like in the world of Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.

What if the shape of our moon is a crescent moon?

 

Then gravity would simply reform it into a smaller sphere.

What if the cake was indeed a lie?

 

Then I never eat cake before.

What if a great war struck our world again?

 

Then I could get away with the small things while people fought in a stupid war.

What if stronk boi were more stronk?

 

then stronk boi be stronker boi!

what if everyone were cute animals?

 

Then I will turn into my pet in Starbound, Zoltar.



What if all non-spicy food turn into spicy food?

 

Then tiny baby men around the world would cry.

What if I were the hammer?

 

Then Thor will choose you as his weapon.

What if the moon is much greener than Earth?

 

the moon is just envious of all the fluffy animals we have!

what if i was queen of the world? :O

 

Then I would be your royal magic adviser.

What if the Matrix was a documentary?

 

Then no one would believe it, but at least there probably wouldn't be sequals.

What if the Kirby games were real?

 

We would all want to hug that little Kirby.

What if mayonnaise was an insterment?

 

Then the mayonnaise will not be classified as a food.

What if the dog was afraid of cat, and the cat was afraid of mouse?

 

*hangs a sign outside their house saying "beware of the mouse!"*

what if all of the softness in the world combined to make a single super soft entity?