Photos What do YOU look like?

BloodyFingers and Finn Learson, What nice looking young men. 35 years ago I would have been following either one of you around like a puppy. Don't take that as harassment, I'm old enough to be your mother.

 

I will all show you my "Final Form"

 

such forbidden so palace

fun fact i have been wearing nothing but those sweats for like three years i literally don't own any other pants

 

Birds on my head.

 

Such a bird-brain....

 

Well now...

 

Those Sweats do look really comfy.

 

So many babies... I'm an ol' lady compared to you kids, and I'm not technically old at 40!

A warning: I am not photogenic, and looking at the camera means fighting with the grip on my phone, something I'm neither practiced nor good at. So this is me, struggling to take a selfie. o.0

And apparently failing to share a photo too. *laugh* *trying to fix*....

there?

 

You don't look old

 

lol thank you. Some would say 40 isn't old. But I'm technically old enough to be a grandma, though thankfully that hasn't happened just yet. Once my eldest finishes his degree, though, all bets are off. >.>

 

My mother is 50 and she never has to worry that she'll be a granny. There's me, the motivated but completely love-apathetic 27 year old who still lives in a computer, and my bro who is four years younger than me and has said that he would never wish "him" upon anyone else, as he is such a responsibility to care for. Has a lot of severe illnesses, both of a physical and mental kind.

Unless some kind of miracle happens I don't see myself having kids.

Here's me in my new super comfy Hoodie-Tee. Been looking for one for ages.

 

You actually look younger than 27. And don't be so pessimistic about your future, somewhere there's someone waiting for you. Or something like that. Even though I say it myself and people say it to me, I can't believe it to be honest, but maybe you will Also it's probably not my business, but is your brother fine with you telling random people on the internet those details about his life?

 

He wouldn't care.

I'm not particularly excited or motivated to find a lover, you're mistaking pessimism for apathy.

Also I hate kids, so it's not that I don't think it could happen, it's just that it would take someone really special to get me to go that far..

 

You called?

 

You can't be 27. You look way too young.
Also, that '99' in your steamtag is kind of suspicious. Perhaps it's just me being too skeptical, and you just put a random number there...

 

Lmao, the 99 is an old adoption I typically use for things when I can't use what I want to on it's own. It comes from my Final Fantasy days where max level was typically 99.

Bizarremonkey was already taken on steam, so I just added a 99.

I am 27, I may not act, look or sound like it. But it is my legal age. If you choose to not believe that, then that doesn't worry me.

It isn't just lucky genes or something though, I actually don't naturally produce growth hormones due to an operation I had when I was five. Quite the opposite of lucky genes, as it turns out! I had a tumor in my head. Thankfully it was benign so it could be removed, but it did come at a cost.

Most of them have become benefits, in one way or another, though my vision being about as useful as car headlights is a bummer. Thankfully I was so young that I don't remember what it was like to have decent peripheral vision.

 

It is more believable now.
I will remain skeptical, though. That's just how my mind works.

 

Fine by me. In a world run by lies, a little skepticism goes a long way!

Also, nothing currently, but tomorrow I'll be going to a con and in full cosplay. Will have photos of that when I get back.

 

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I'm the Dogtier Jade (Homestuck), it's me.