What completely useless thing do you hope is in Starbound?

well... we all saw how fetalstar reacted in the Floran thread

 

I think she loves it more then us...

 

Ehehe, yes. I will even give him the hair, and he shall hail me as the Grand Champion as I send him flying off a cliff into a pit of hungry Florans.

 

I still want my NPC turkey named Henry.

 

*fixed

 

Agreeed.

I want to be able to hit things with a stick. Just some random stick. Yes.

 

A compendium of Anthropological facts on each race in Starbound...fully readable

 

Remember the books you would collect in Oblivion with lore?
I want books on the history of the Apex; the history of the Florans...
Hundred page books in the game - lol.

 

I think it would be cool if one of the planets had a structure dedicated to the game development. It could have NPCs representing the dev team telling you some random fact about the game development and be full of dev team inside jokes or starbound forum jokes. I would not tell anyone where the planet is located and see how long it would take a member of the community to find it and let it spread that way.

 

Everyone starts dancing when you kill a boss. How cool would that be?

 

I want to be able "to sprout the wings of a bat and stomp like a zombie while whistling 'Row, Row, Row your boat' through a car wash."
(If you know what show I got this from, I love you)

EDIT: I also want to be able to beat the crap out of people with a chair, and flip tables.

 

A few things.

1) The Ability to sit down. On chairs, tables, benches, beds, your mother, etc.
2) Multiple death animations for the same weapon. I want to be able to hack, slash, cut open, and tear off your head.
3) A greater ratio of Passive/Friendly mobs. I don't like the idea of more than half the population wanting me dead.

 

honestly I'd like pineapples and cookies to be added.
And maybe german sausage.

 

Korean Kimchi .
Because I'm Korean.

 

Ok watever that is cuz I don't know any Korean stuff. No offense

 

I AM OFFENDED (jk).
Besides multi-racial stuff will be cool, you never know.

 

Kimchi is fermented cabbage, similar to sauerkraut, often with seafood added. It's actually supposed to be one of the healthiest foods you can eat.

 

A bag of day old crisps.

 

a glove

 

O wow, sounds interesting