What completely useless thing do you hope is in Starbound?

That would be far to useful. (As awesome as it would be.)

 

i suggested the exact same thing in the sci-fi melee weapons discussion.

sadly its already been added if you look at the melee weapon pictures.

 

The Guide.

 

the Guide should never be in Starbound.
he was a useless twit in terraria.
and I will firmly mod him out if he ever appears in Starbound.
Who's with me?!

 

I'm wanting him for the sake of annoyance, have no reason or clue why. Maybe when I think about it, it wouldn't be such a good thing.

Let me re-think, ducks would be good, when consumed it gives you 1 health.

 

Ducks, oh yes.

I'm not sure, maybe I'll edit this when I think of one.

 

• A Clown Suit.
• Whoopee Cushion.

Two more fantastic ideas!

 

Go back to space-station 13.

seriously though, optional clown suits with whoopee-shoes would be hilarious. for all of 30 seconds. then they'd have to take the shoes off.

 

H311 Y3Z
Hell yes.

 

I kind of would like a bunch of hitch-hiker's guide cameos. Like having a random chance to find a giant dead Earthling whale in a crater with a pot of petunias somewhere near by, a forest with mattresses that are stupid, yet capable of speech, A ring with a beacon that players can wear to attract a tiny graphic of a space ship flying in the distant sky, and possibly a busted up old hitch hikers guide that isn't useable anymore.

 

A beret, useless but simply perfect for vanity reasons.

 

Hitler disguise.
I will play as Floran and wipe out all humans.

 

Now all we need is a Winston Churchill disguise and we're done. You'll probably need to grow a moustache first.

 

I will mod him to follow me at all times so I can use him as a punching bag when i'm bored.
And when he dies he'll run back to me so I can kill him again.

 

Hitting people/monsters with torches lites them on fire

 

So basically, you want the Guide to be the Annoying Fan?

 

Floran butt Rubbing.
That is all.

 

I think that it'll at least be suggested as the replacement "high-five" for Floran at some point.

 

If this actually gets added to the game then the accusation that the Devs are the best devs for any game ever will even be more strongly proven because of it.

 

Then it won't even be a meme... it'll be....
Canon.