What completely useless thing do you hope is in Starbound?

or an everlasting radish! (more random stuff that originated from me and my friends playing DnD, it got sillier than normal sometimes )

 

I want... bloom, lens flare, and other shader graphics for the 2d.

 

Full 3D mode.

 

a suicide button.

 

That the players can have bears if they play enough time, also a shave system.

 

A golden waffle that gives +5 Epicness and power +4 and it increases item gain.

 

I want a pogostick!

 

A foot fungus log. This will help you keep track of the various foot fungi you contract on different planets. You can log the time of discovery, symptoms, attempted remedies, as well as rating the odors of the different fungi. Foot fungus will not affect your stats or abilities, but players will have to live with the shame of their odorous feet!

 

Plants that scream when you eat their fruit, they'll also remember you and scream whenever they see you.

(SCP Foundatiom )

 

This would be hilarious and amazing...

 

Angel Statues. I have the urge to build another collection of about 100.

 

Aliens that follows you slowly as if they were going to kill you in your sleep.

 

Speaking of super useless things, you might like the being able to have a different color for punctuation in the game.

 

Oh how I would love that, but if anything it would be a mod. I don't expect to be able to change colors in game at all as certain channels will probably have it's own color and being able to change it would ruin that effect.

 

I suppose if anything, it would probably mostly be viewed by you, but I suppose it's doable via mods.

 

Though something I would love is the ability to add streaks into my hair; if not then my character wont be whole ;0;

 

Going to the bathroom unless you want to pee in your shiny suit

 

Dirt rod.

 

Rocks! like this one ----->

 

...That i can lift with my dirt rod and throw at your house!