What completely useless thing do you hope is in Starbound?

Instant mohawk dragon.

 

A Jukebox that let's you play your own mp3's.
You can hook it up to a pressure plate and load it with scary sounds to freak out your friends as they enter your dark manor...

 

CAVE NOISE GENERATOR!

 

Would work great for practical joking. Record inappropriate sound effects as an mp3 and wire it up to a pressure plate. Insta-lulz. Like the whoopie cushion in Terraria... Just on a larger scale.

 

no
1. copyright issues
2. wtf
3. why

 

Toilet paper is quite useful...

 

How about being able to equip it and throw it? That's pretty useless.

 

For those who mentioned the Mohawk Grenade...

 

Thanks for posting this! I actually thought about doing this for those who didn't understand... But, on top of being lazy and having two classes at the college today, I just didn't really get around to it.

 

I want to be able to have different armor styles like Halo. Purely cosmetic.

 

Empty bottles.
They just start spawning out of sight when you have enough players/NPC's on a planet.
Closer examination reveals them to be beer bottles.
And there is a *lot* of them.

What, you thought those NPC's were there doing something productive?
lolno
FREE HOME.
"NO RENT BROS! LET'S GET DRUNK, BOSS IS AWAY MINING."

 

Also, hats.

That is all.

 

This game needs a ghastly gibus so we can tell who's a new player, lol.

 

How about toothpick?

 

Except they can't be made fun of for being "F2P".

 

Random Hieroglyphics on planets you find.

 

I want lollipop trees and sweets for my hair >.>

 

Dust. Because i actually want to see dust inside the caves and such.

 

I got one...

...I want a cosmetic helmet item that looks like a met hat. In case there's a single person here who doesn't know what I'm talking about, for reference:

 

I want space pirate turtles that can board your ship and attack your crew