What completely useless thing do you hope is in Starbound?

I want an NPC HK-47. He must call organic life "Meatbags".

"There is a faction of meatbags called the Sith. They want what any rational meatbag would want – the power to assassinate anyone they choose at any time."
―HK-47

 

An NPC that says 'I AM ERROR.'

 

Alright, regardless of what other easter eggs are in game, this needs to happen. He needs to be somewhere really random, too.

 

Wheatle-
I MEAN books.
-playing SB, finds book-
"A book? The f-ck is this for? READING? Ha!"

OH SHIT

 

I would like a switch that turns itself off! Just imagine the lack of possibilities!

 

A space whoopie cushion

 

a big panel for the wall that has loads of blinking lights and puts out a sound like "WUB WUB WUB" Completely worthless sound and light is always needed in Scifi.

 

A weird little alien the peeps through the glass of the spaceship!

 

Dancing skelintons

 

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Disco Macabre.

 

the fire nation

 

A melon hat who's description reads "WHO IS (character name here)! I AM MELON LORD!"

 

ok then water nation

 

Subatomic mini-games.

Think about it for a second. Waste HOURS trying to find a higgs-boson, or trying to find Gravitons.

 

random flowers that dont do anything but take invintory space

 

The guide had a use in Terraria... he was there to be used as a sacrifice....
How else can we preform dark rituals w/ out a sacrificial pawn?

As for my useless idea a TV that would show funny (and irrelevant) things...

 

Oh, also, I don't know why I didn't think to link this earlier, but I believe this is quite fitting.

 

Personally, I hope for tiny, ridiculously high-pressure water pockets that you can dig into. The force of the water escaping through the tiny hole that you are now, conveniently, standing on would be enough to mash you into the top out-of-bounds area, or at the very least so far that you can't shoot anything and the fall will kill you. The problem with useless things is that people WILL find a use for them.