What completely useless thing do you hope is in Starbound?

...you lost me at "closet inside his closet".

 

Excuse me but

 

I want torches that light underwater!

 

I was accused of playing a flash-game that I've only ever seen populated by pre-teens.
I panicked and used my ink defense mechanism of intense confusion.
nobody survived.
nobody.

 

...Hmmmm
Did they meet their moosey fate?

 

A large spoon that I can hold and hit things with.
That is all.

 

.... That's why I use lightning. It's better for crowd dispersion when controlled.

 

That's not strictly useless. Suppose I attached a rocket to an absurdly heavy brick. Or if I launched a hyper-dense bouncy ball f/ a catapult.
"There's death on the windows! OHMYGOD, HE DIED EVERYWHERE!"

 

Completely useless huh. How about Snausages?
Well... even they have some use... How about the easy button?

 

A gun that looks like a flamethrower...but shoots water. It's not entirely useless, I suppose, but it's use would be limited. Putting out fires? Melting the Endermen? Boooriiiing.

 

A unique vanity mask of your own face.

 

Guide voodoo doll

 

Zealous wooden boomerang please...

 

Oh the memories

 

Corgies.

I want to be able to open treasure boxes and have THOUSANDS OF CORGIS SPRING OUT. Innumerable cute little dogs just COMPLETELY FILLING THE ROOM.

 

I want . . . A shrubbery!

 

No one cares about your opinion sex fox.

 

I'd like a Margaritaville that also makes salsa.

 

I would like to see the variety of horrible deaths available to squishy organic creatures as well.

Also, I would like to have a pet kitten. While technically organic, I can relate to their utter contempt for other lifeforms.

Also, fireworks. Artistic explosive devices are entertaining.

 

i want rust-eze