What completely useless thing do you hope is in Starbound?

it's Whirled defult avi tofu

 

Touhou Cameos. Touhou Cameos all over Starbound.

 

Invader Zim is a TV show, not a game.

Edit: Hmm I think I'm confusing two things now, but I'm not sure, can I get a second opinion?

 

D&D.

 

An appendix.

 

An arrow but no bow
Fishing bait but no fishing rod
Film roll for a camera but no camera

The list goes on and on

 

CHEESE FOR EVERYONE

 

I remember that! Yeah it's a fish that destroys all blocks within a huge radius from what I saw, (sort of a delete tool).
It will either be a dev tool or a server admin tool you can spawn I'd say. But it's hilarious!

 

The ability to place anything on my head.

 

Create a priceless Ming Vase collection... and blow to smithereens in various ways.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH- *COUGHCOUGH*
?thaW...
!etunim a taiw, yeH

 

Completely useless? Lets see... A pencil. Oh wait.. That won't work, then I can sign autographs cause I'm going to be a legend ingame.

 

Don't get your hopes up.

 

The ability to get a "Lethargic debuff" after eating certain heavy foods such as bacon sandwiches or turkey dinners.
Then to take a nap to sleep it off.

 

Acidic lemonade...

 

Hmmm something useless? Hard to say maybe a boot, like one boot with a whole in it that you find from time to time underwater

 

Or in your underwear... drawer, underwear drawer, what were you thinking?
I think underwater is overdone... but if it hit into your ship in space... he he he

 

"Captain! We are heading straight into a storm of... Boots?"

 

That would be very weird indeed. I only brought up a boot since I remembered fishing them up in the sims 2 and making boot juice

 

A hologram projector that can record and play back images of anything, up to and including bosses.

Imagine the scares.