What completely useless thing do you hope is in Starbound?

The possibility of becoming a lawyer.

 

if you do make sure that
the corners of your suit are not round
the suit is not rectangular overall
your suit is not black
your suit is thick
and make sure that your briefcase follows the same rules.

you dont want to be sued do you?

 

Well f*ck I'm breaking nearly every rule there.
But it's okay because I am in a TUX not a SUIT so if you want to get technical.....

 

Oh aren't you pleasant.

 

those patents apply to everything not just suits.
so make sure that anything you eat doesnt have round corners.

and your suit can be black, just not on the front

 

The fact the last bit was hidden kinda spells out that it was entirely sarcastic. I wasn't at all serious. However, no... I'm not particularly pleasant.

 

Serious, facetious, not really important. Tired joke, that wasn't clever when it was new.

 

Jesus Christ these days you can't even walk out the front door of your own house without people having 30 reasons to sue you.......

 

That mad face made me mad, since I have a rare disorder called "IAD" or infectious anger disorder. In this state of anger I destroyed a vase worth £100,000, so I hereby sue you for £100,000 or the equivalent in whatever currency you have got. And before you ask, the currency most be accepted by most people to exist, so Pixels do not count "yet"

 

"accepted by most people"
I shall pay you in gum.

 

I would love £100,000 worth of gum! That would be the second to last step towards complete happiness!!!

 

"Eey [npc name]! It's your couseen, [other npc name on the same planet]! You vant to go bowling?"
"No, [other npc name], this isn't a good time."
"Or ve could go out to the bar, see some of those beeg [other planet]ian teeteez!"
"Maybe tomorrow. I'm in the middle of something."

 

(thread revival activate)

EVERYTHING

 

My favorite item in terraria was the Breathing Stick. Basically all it did was let you stand 1-tile underwater and still breath. Any higher and your head was out of the water, any lower it was completely useless... Even though it was horrible, I kind of hope it makes it into Starbound.

 

I like the breathing stick too. In starbound they should let us stack the breathing sticks on top of eachother ( like when you put one straw over another one) so we can have a longer breathing tube

 

So I could be on the moon and getting oxygen from a distant planet using a supersupersuper long breathing stick!

 

I want a hot air balloon with Tiy's head as the balloon

 

"Hey, let's do some target practice."

Naw, I'd never do that. Or would I?

 

A Zune. Just kidding. I'd like to have a pet rock.

 

Dust that accumulates under the refrigerator.