What completely useless thing do you hope is in Starbound?

I would love to be able to play board games, like chess and stuff.
Also, i would like to be able to flip tables.

 

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That's mine now. I hope you don't mind.

 

I didn't create it so go right ahead.

 

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lets just calm down, bro

 

NO. I NEVER LOSE AT CHESS!
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don't make me do it bro...
just calm the **** down.

 

Sure you can

 

Pocket lint. That's another useless item.
... Or, if it isn't I do NOT want to know what uses it has.
Uaugh...

 

Lint is a great material for starting fires,
I know from experience.

 

oranges that are not orange,
because they are not ripe yet, and so they are yellow
and because they are not ripe they taste sour.

 

if starbound even so much has an apple(the fruit) in it
starbound will get sued by the largest company in the world.

Then again somebody needs to teach apple that they did not invent apples.
then again they also believe they invented rounded corners
and icons.

 

and yet you wanted oranges... tbh, I really really really really really want squirrels. I fricken want FRICKEN SQUIRRELS!!!!

 

So you want yellows?

 

Pillows. Square cushions. Sal'rith has over 30 personally, and having a collection in Starbound, too, would be wondrously amusing.

 

whats yellow that tastes sour?
apparantly its non-ripe oranges

lemons would be just as nice however.
especially if it made the player pull funny faces when eaten.

You get a nice view on life when you look at everything in the third person

 

but that has a use.
let me emphasise the title in an obnoxious and overbearing way.
Compleeeeeetely uuuuuuuuselesss .
comprende?

okay, I'm done with that obnoxious stuff now.
just bear in mind that you should avoid suggesting things with uses in this thread.
an item that makes you make a funny face counts.

speaking of bears, what if there was a panda hat in starbound?

 

but does pulling a funny face have any use?
so its use has no use therefore it indirectly has no use.

so if you used it it might initially seem to have a use but that use does not directly prove to be useful.
in other words this item is not as useful as it initially seems due to its use having an inability to be useful.

so you can use this useless item and it should prove to not be useful and therefore not affect gameplay or other useful/useless items

total words containing use: 16
but seriously the definition of useless varies a bit.
in relation to entertainment, this item would be entertaining and therefore would fullfill its purpose
(and be useful/benificial)

but "1. Being or having no beneficial use; futile or ineffective."
in relation to gameplay or just this general definition, it is useless as it has no beneficial use.

so we are both right.

 

Um... have I mentioned squirrels?

Is being unbearingly cute a use?