A place for fun, fun for the whole family! Adventure waits around every turn at this unforgettable tropical resort! Cheap and comfortable real-estate is plentiful in this one-of-a-kind watery wonderland! Experience the exciting life of a colonist and help shape this island chain into a thriving city! Visit today! ...There is, however, a bit of a monster problem. So be sure to pack a sword and some bandages. If attacked, please come tot he visitor's center and await help. We'd have some guards, but...well, let's just say the guard problem was a bit worse. More on that later. The visitor's center. The first home constructed. The homeowners are currently out on an evening stroll. The second home. This one is a bit more budget friendly, if you will. It makes a good bachelor pad, as the bachelor would certainly agree with. This larger home, currently under construction, belongs to a wealthy hylotl family. It also serves as the current outer wall of the village. Derpstone..."Fun" Assylum. Did you know that guard NPCs are quite easily flustered and will often attack innocent citizens for no apparent reason? Yeah, neither did I. They're currently in for until their mental condition improves (read: until Chucklefish fixes guard AI)
Your "assylum" must have a budget of precisely $butt. Or, rather, a pretty crappy one. Must be on the rear end of the priority list. I will never stop with the puns!
