Weekly Update 11/15

Can't you guys fix the "padding" in the chat boxes? There's no even space between the letters and the box. And my OCD kicks in every time I see it.

 

Timezones, yo.
I posted that around 90PM EST on Friday.

 

That's amazing, I want that chicken on my Apex's farm.

It wasn't that late for me, but then again, I'm on GMT -3

 

The thing is, I'm not sure you want a demon chicken king on you farm...they have a tendency to...well, kill!

 

That's fine to me, maybe I can bring him/her some cultists to nibble on.

 

you got me wrong, let me add more semantics:

[irony on] Please add more features before beta.[irony off]

 

This is definitely not what I imagined from a now weekly update.let's hope next week's is more substantial than your average daily update...

 

Just make sure it's not hippies...they tend to have a funky after taste/effect.

 

Well you can look at it this way since the update came you dont have to check the site as often since im pretty sure that means the beta wont be out between now and next friday.
But its more likely it wont be out until atleast next month.

 

Why can't they tell us that? Instead of "Not very far off now"

 

Because you know what'll happen. They say it's coming out next weekend. Next weekend comes along as they are about to launch the beta, only to find a game breaking bug/glitch etc. They hold off the beta until it's fixed, mean while you have a horde of angry people expecting what they feel was promised to them.

P.s I really don't like being this serious. So imagine I've just drowned a bag of kittens or something.

 

Hey! That's serious!

 

No it's alot of fun! , specially if you can get them to skim across the water. My record is 3 bounces.

 

The Ministry of Truth and Suppression (MiTS) have their hands in everything. Lending to the old time Apex Resistance saying, "Keep your rotten MiTS off me"! Usually when being taken in for arrest and questioning.*

*The Ministry of Duress and Security would punish those deemed worthy of judgment by gilding them, and display them as examples for others to learn from. Creating the term MiDaS Touch. Copyright 2101. Encyclopedia Ape-tannica.

Why bother to even respond to that?

 

Jesus I'm getting tired of the fucking meme posts and the people making beta a huge fucking red bold underlined word.

Weekly updates are easier imo, and people who get hyped for beta every time an update comes will probably be dissapointed 99% of the time.

 

Yes, ice king. Weekly updates are easier. Thus, they should (in my opinion) be a little more substantial/technical than your average daily update. I don't want to hear the story of "randomly generated player character #5303". I'd rather hear more details on what got fixed/updated/implemented. At least that might give a little more insight into the development process.

 

yes those mechs r sexy can't w8 to drive it

 

As far as I know, I was the only one doing the whole BETA thing. Sorry but the only reason I'm here is to play the game, and I know it's annoying for you to read me saying "Where art thou beta?", but let's be honest, It's not like everyone else isn't kindof saying the same thing. I am just excited for the game. Here, have a cookie as my apology . Or better yet, two cookies

 

The game is looking awesomer with every update. Keep up, guys.